Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but it is really a shapeshifted Bonsai

I wish to have 4 magical powers

 

[vvooper]

Granted. You can't control your new powers. You end up making Roseanne attractive, causing a paradox. The sun then turns itself inside out and turns into a supermassive black hole. Life as we know it then ends as everyone on Earth is spaghettified at the black hole's event horizon.

I wish I had more time to write my history essay.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted. But you think you had more time to party so you waste it anyways.
I wish I had a new camera

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but then you become a demon trapping people inside it

I wish the forum to have more emoticons

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted. But then there are so many that your computer won't load the page



I wish I lived in Fahr Outpost (TTYD)

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you get demoted to illegal visitor (?)

I wish to watch the fourth season of WoWP

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted. But it was so bad that you committed suicide
I wish I wasn't sick

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you become Chuck Quizmo

I wish not to suicide

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted but you become Chuck Quizmo

I wish not to suicide

becoming Chuck Quizmo Is a good thing

Anyways you don't commit suicide after I go back in time and stop you, but I give you a HEFTY BURGER from the future and you become to fat to move

I wish for a quiz!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but it reveals the biggest secret ever (from who? I don't know)

I wish that my notebook changes its color to blue

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted. But the blue is so floresent that it burns your eyes!
I wish for a cameo In a Mario game!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you appear so many times that you become the only member of the recurring cast in the game (meaning, you are the only extra)

I wish for a cameo in all of the series that I'm fan

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted but they make you a hobo
I wish for More Snow!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but then you can't get out of your house

I wish for my vacations, right now

 

[NotABannableOffense]

you die when your plane crashes into a hillside in a bid firey ball of, well, fire.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Well I wish for Donkey Kong Country returns

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but Sh1ny EL3 dies

I wish to write something

 

[QuizmoManiac]

???

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but it becomes

I wish that Bowser beats Mario in some videogame

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You finally understand.

I wish that this wish was unchangeable!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted but I'm cooler

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I wish that i was coller than you!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Okay you are coller than me but I'm still cooler

 

[NotABannableOffense]

i wish you would post a wish for me to make bad!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I wish you were bad......