Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCD]

Granted, but people laugh at them.

I wish for fish sticks.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but they are not cooked

I wish for a Reece's Peanut Butter Cup

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a fun-size one.

I wish I could give out toothbrushes to kids and videotape their reactions.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but it turns their teeth wood

I wish for something

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but that something is a bomb shoved down your esophagus.

I wish more people used the word esophagus.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted: Esophagus

I wish for a donut

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it has jelly bad from bat guano on the inside.

I wish for a pile of bat guano.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but MCD eats it


I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

 

[New Super Mario]

You can only wish for one thing :P

I wish for

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but Grodus is a better villain.

I wish Cortez appeared in more Mario games.

 

[Rocker64]

Granted but he only appears in spinoffs.

I wish for pie.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it's made of Ranch Dressing

I wish for Fun Dip

 

[ralphfan]

Ranch Dressing is awesome.

Granted, but it's haggis-flavored.