Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, it is a false copy and ruins your console.

I wish I didn't have any mosquito bites.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yes, but you have wasp stings instead.

I wish I was not allergic to ant bites.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. You're allergic to dog bites.


I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but you got to work all the day long to support your family.

I wish they make a 3DS emulator.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but you use something illegal, and nintendo finds you and takes you to jail.

I wish I had a taco

 

[Giga12]

Granted, the meat is rotten.

I wish I had a SNES.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you get a Sneezing Nugget Eating Sausage.

I wish I had all the gold of Mt. Bowserpedia.

 

[User4042]

I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.

Haha. No public schools in Minnesota have school on Monday.



Granted, you get crushed by the weight.

I wish for apple pie.

 

[sonic128]

Apple pie appears above your head, but you can't reach it!

I wish for Sonic Adventure 3

 

[Giga12]

Granted, it's a stupid pre-alpha mess of a game.

I wish I had a .

 

[sonic128]

Granted. It evolves into a t-rex and eats you alive.

I wish for a PS4

 

[Giga12]

Granted. It bricks itself within the first five minutes.

I wish for no wishes.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you should've wished for a new Kidney....

I wish for a dream within a dream.