Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, you do it on the moon and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for something, I will receive something and it's not a bomb.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it is a Knuckle Sandwich.

I wish that there were more Yoshi Lovers on this Forum.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they use even more overpowered Yoshis to eat you and destroy you and say "Good Yoshi".

I wish Yoshi weren't so overpowered.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they never were.

I wish that Crash Bandicoot never existed.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but the Crash Bandicoot fans kill you no matter how powerful you are.

i wish that you understood you make Yoshis too overpowered.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But I become crazy and eat everybody since I am a Yoshi!

I wish that Luigi Bandicoot would stop overpowering Luigi and Crash Bandicoot

 

[LN1]

Granted, but I'm actually overpowering the Black Knight, more than it is.

I wish for stuff not related to Yoshi at all, it is not a bomb, or a knuckle sandwich.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it's a regular sandwich, but it has very spice peppers on it.

I wish to be Saphira's soulmate, and she will not break up with me.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you only live for one nanosecond and you don't enjoy a thing.

I wish for a magic trick

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the trick is to saw you in half, and you live your life as two seperated bodies.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your life suddenly sucks and you want to die.

I wish for penguin posting.

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted but the Penguins delete their posts
I wish i was the great Superhero Ambush Bug

 

[LN1]