Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but the game gets cancelled
I wish all of the My Little Pony Ponies would suffer horrible and grotesque deaths
 
Granted, but you do too.

I wish I had the trone.
 
Granted i take it
I wish that none of my wishes would have consequences
 
Granted, but it is eligible only after you fill out the forms in quintuplicate, and make 1,000 wishes.

I wish I really owned an Evil Corporation.
 
Granted the government shuts it down
I wish for my previous wish for none of my wishes having consequences to take effect right now
 
Granted it breaks
I wish for the ability to grant my self unlimited wishes of my choosing (also i'd like to point out that none of my wishes can have consequences)
 
Granted but you fall.

I wish I was fast as Sonic.
 
Granted but Kidz Bop screws you up

I wish Season 2 of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came out
 
Granted but Mario beats you up

I wish Gilda was the main villain in more MLP episodes
 
Granted. You visit there well after it closed and you are stuck there for the rest of your life.

I wish I could find out the secret of why ponies became so popular.
 
Granted, but the Yoshi explodes

I wish I had a pony for a friend
 
Granted, but I beat you up

I wish I was a final boss
 
Granted, but I beat you up there

I wish I stopped beating you up
 
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