Favorite TV Quotes

"Who the NELL is that!?"

~One of the monster minions from Sailor Moon.
 
"The best part about being a villain, is that you get to lie a lot!"

~King Koopa, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"See ya! If I happen to cross your NEW dimension."

~Vegeta, in the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z
 
Peter: "You guys are way better when we had that Victorian-era orphan over for dinner."

Crying Orphan Girl Ghost: "My mistress beat me and threw me in a dungeon."
Peter: "You are a horrible dinner guest."
 
Doom Phantom said:
"The best part about being a villain, is that you get to lie a lot!"

~King Koopa, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"See ya! If I happen to cross your NEW dimension."

~Vegeta, in the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z
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My faves!!!!!
 
Peter: "Five thousand dollars? I could use that money to buy a cave and tell people not to go in it!"

*Kids run towards cave*

Peter: "Hey, you kids don't go in there! There's dangerous stuff in there!"

*Kids run away*

Peter: "Ah, money well spent."
 
Peter: "I'll get out of jury duty like how I got out of Coldplay."
*Coldplay appears with Peter.*
Peter: "Hey, guys. Let's play a song that is not whiney bull crap."
 
Stan: "That's impossible. Cartman doesn't know the rainforest from a Pop-Tart!"
Cartman: "Yeah I do. Pop-Tarts are frosted!"
 
Brian: "I'm not the messiah!"
Follower: "Only the true messiah denies being the messiah!"
Brian: "Fine! I am the messiah!"
Followers: "All hail the messiah!"
Brian: "Go away!"
Followers: "A blessing!"
Brian: "Fuck off!"
Followers: "How should we fuck off, messiah?"

-Monty Python's Life of Brian
 
"Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay..."

~Tien Shinhan's lame attempt at covering up a mass-killing in the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z.

"Too bad it's Sunday. Those buildings would be full by tomorrow."

~Vegeta, attepting the same thing in the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z.
 
Kevin: "I heard when mommies have babies their you-know-whats get bigger when they hear a baby crying!"

*walks up to Pam*

Kevin: "Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa!"
 
Krusty: Here's a list of words i'm not allowed to say on the air. (Hands list to bart)

Bart: (Reads list) Aw, all the good ones. I never even heard of number 9.
 
"Any last words before you go the way of the dodo?"

~Frieza, Dragon Ball Z

"How would you like to have four black eyes?"

~Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z (Ocean dub)
 
Courtroom guy: "Do you have any biases we should know about?"
Peter: "Yes, I hate ants. Always building those cocky little hills and stealing my pies."
*Peter is eating a picnic, wearing a sailor suit.*
*Ants carry away pie.*
Peter: "'Twas my pie gone missing!"
Courtroom guy: "Mr. Griffin, is there anything else we should know?"
Peter: "Oh, have you not heard?"
Courtroom guy: "Heard what?"
Peter: "A-well a bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word!"
 
Ok, I'm a little old, for them, but I like cartoons. For kids.
Phineas + Ferb
(Kind of somewhat loud) Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!
(Teaching Dr. Doofenshmirtz Guitar lessons) Jeremy: Maybe you should switch to decaf.
 
From The Simpsons, when Lisa dresses up as a boy to do better math.

≥:Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
8:Even though you're only 8, your possibilities are infinite.
27:27!
 
Lithium said:
Courtroom guy: "Do you have any biases we should know about?"
Peter: "Yes, I hate ants. Always building those *bleep*y little hills and stealing my pies."
*Peter is eating a picnic, wearing a sailor suit.*
*Ants carry away pie.*
Peter: "'Twas my pie gone missing!"
Courtroom guy: "Mr. Griffin, is there anything else we should know?"
Peter: "Oh, have you not heard?"
Courtroom guy: "Heard what?"
Peter: "A-well a bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word!"
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Peter: "Hey, you know how the judge said not to discuss the details out of the courtroom, let's discuss the details!"
Man: "Peter!"
Peter: " And you know how the judge guy said not to run in the halls. Watch this. WHEEEEEEEEEE!
Judge: "GRIFFIN!"
*Judge walks into hall*
Peter:"So tell me judge. The mexican guy did it, right?
 
Goku: "What's your deal, anyway, Frieza!?"

Frieza: "Basically, I'm TRYING to kill you."
 
Homer: Spider pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can`t, He`s a pig. Look ouuuuuut, he is a spider pig.

From the simpsons movie.
 
"Heh heh! You sure sent THAT planet to another diemension!"

~Nappa, Dragon Ball Z (Ocean dub)
 
Mythbusters:

"Jamie want big boom."-Jamie
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"-Adam
(Trying to get a duck to quack)"Quack, Dang* you!"-Jamie

*Stand-in word
 
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