Favorite TV Quotes

"Gas? What is gas?"

~Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo
 
Goku: "It's done."

Frieza: "Huh!?"

Goku: "..."

Frieza: "Don't just stand there, say something! You said 'It's done.' What do you mean!?"

Goku: "Your energy is decreasing with every blow. It would be pointless to continue fighting you. Your pride has been torn to shreds. You've fought and lost to a fighter who's superior to you, and to make things worse: He's 'just a monkey', right?"
 
"It's a football!"

--Luigi
 
"Next time you get near JELL-O, wear a helmet."

~Doctor, M*A*S*H

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards!"

~Klinger, same as above
 
Lyra said:
"Next time you get near JELL-O, wear a helmet."

~Doctor, M*A*S*H

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards!"

~Klinger, same as above
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My most favoritest comedy. :)
 
"If, for some reason, you find yourselves displeased with my methods, why don't you drop me a line, and tell me what you've come up with in those tiny brains of yours? My door's always open. After you're finished unloading all your emotional baggage, I promise to remove your troubles...PERMANENTLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

~Piccolo, Dragon Ball
 
Goku: "Bulma! What happened!? It looks like your lips are bleeding! Are you okay!?"

Bulma: "It's called LIPSTICK, you moron!"

~Dragon Ball scene
 
"But you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us you don't have any white friends either." Jerry, Seinfeld
 
"Y-You guys! I was wrong! Master Chun isn't Jackie Roshi!"

~Yamcha, Dragon Ball
 
"It appears Jim is his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But he's also my enemy...but he's my friend...?"

-Dwight Schrute, The Office
 
"I'm an adult. I don't have to think...or do anything!"

-Michael Scott, The Office
 
"You used all two of your balls. You have no balls left[, Officer Jenny]!"

~Thief, Pokémon
 
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