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And he can turn Uranus into... OH NO WE GOTTA STOP HIM! - Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents
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Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Hun: That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched! MUTANT TURTLE FILTH!
1980 Raphael: Its not true, we shower regularly.
Hun: Do you know what I hate most in all the world? Turtles! Now I look in the mirror, all I see is you! And I hate you even more!
1980 Raphael: Some people just can't handle change.
Hun: (looks at the fourth wall) Why do you keep doing that?! Who are you talking to? There's no one there!
~Turtles Forever
Bull E., Baby-Shredder, Dr. Crocktopus (AKA Francis, Vicky, and Mr. Crocker): The Crimson Chin?!
"Crimson" Chin: Wrong! (reveals his costume to be black and the anti-chin symbol appears on his chin)
Crocker: No, its the Nega-Chin, the Crimson Chin's arch-enemy.
Vicky: How'd you know that?
Crocker: I've confiscated a lot of comic books in my time.
Vicky: ONE MEASLEY WISH?! Wait a minute, I'm greedy and evil. I wish for a million more wishes.
~Fairly Odd Parents
1980 Raphael: Its not true, we shower regularly.
Hun: Do you know what I hate most in all the world? Turtles! Now I look in the mirror, all I see is you! And I hate you even more!
1980 Raphael: Some people just can't handle change.
Hun: (looks at the fourth wall) Why do you keep doing that?! Who are you talking to? There's no one there!
~Turtles Forever
Bull E., Baby-Shredder, Dr. Crocktopus (AKA Francis, Vicky, and Mr. Crocker): The Crimson Chin?!
"Crimson" Chin: Wrong! (reveals his costume to be black and the anti-chin symbol appears on his chin)
Crocker: No, its the Nega-Chin, the Crimson Chin's arch-enemy.
Vicky: How'd you know that?
Crocker: I've confiscated a lot of comic books in my time.
Vicky: ONE MEASLEY WISH?! Wait a minute, I'm greedy and evil. I wish for a million more wishes.
~Fairly Odd Parents
In a Spongebob episode I saw a while back, Spongebob and Patrick have a staring contest. After Spongebob blinks and loses, he compliments Patrick by saying he's the best starer ever. Patrick replies by saying something like "I thought we were having a blinking contest and I was losing."
I actually thought it was funny.
I actually thought it was funny.
DyegoHalliwell_IceMario
Previously DHalliwell
The meeting of Deaf Phoebe, Mute Paige and Blind Piper:
Phoebe: *Paige is walking behind her* Hello? Oh... Anyone? Hello!
Paige: *Throws her purse at the vase, it breaks but Phoebe still don't hears it, and she orbs infront of her*
Phoebe: Oh!
Paige: *Moves her mouth*
Phoebe: I LOST MY HEARING IN THE BIGGEST MEANING OF MY LIFE, I CAN'T HEAR A THING
Paige: *Makes sings with her hands telling her to slow down the volume of her voice*
Phoebe: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU *Paige do the same thing, she understands* Oh, ok, I need your help, magic has got to be --- us
Paige *Put a WTF face, then starts to do a monkey thingy*
Phoebe: What you're doing?
Paige: *Keeps fake scratch as a monkey*
Phoebe: Oh, I get it? I get it, you riddle
Paige: *Signs her, she's right... keeps the monkey thing*
Phoebe: You're a monkey...
Paige: *Keeps with the monkey thing, Phoebe's right*
Phoebe: Ok, you're a monkey *Paige does angry faces* Uh, You're a angry monkey... Uh You're pissed, you're... PMS monkey?
Paige *WTF face, Phoebe laughs*
Phoebe: No, no, of course not... *Paige makes a hand sign made ball, Phoebe almost ews* Ball?
Paige: *Keeps with the sign, the ball is thrown, something explodes*
Phoebe: Fire ball! *Paige signs she's right, repeats everything faster* A demon monkey stole my hearing! *She's right, Paige points out she's mute* And your voice too, oh, honey... *hugs her, Piper and Leo orb in, Paige points out something*
Phoebe: You hear something? *Paige points out voices* You hear puppets?
It goes on here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmLl1rvt55s
Phoebe: *Paige is walking behind her* Hello? Oh... Anyone? Hello!
Paige: *Throws her purse at the vase, it breaks but Phoebe still don't hears it, and she orbs infront of her*
Phoebe: Oh!
Paige: *Moves her mouth*
Phoebe: I LOST MY HEARING IN THE BIGGEST MEANING OF MY LIFE, I CAN'T HEAR A THING
Paige: *Makes sings with her hands telling her to slow down the volume of her voice*
Phoebe: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU *Paige do the same thing, she understands* Oh, ok, I need your help, magic has got to be --- us
Paige *Put a WTF face, then starts to do a monkey thingy*
Phoebe: What you're doing?
Paige: *Keeps fake scratch as a monkey*
Phoebe: Oh, I get it? I get it, you riddle
Paige: *Signs her, she's right... keeps the monkey thing*
Phoebe: You're a monkey...
Paige: *Keeps with the monkey thing, Phoebe's right*
Phoebe: Ok, you're a monkey *Paige does angry faces* Uh, You're a angry monkey... Uh You're pissed, you're... PMS monkey?
Paige *WTF face, Phoebe laughs*
Phoebe: No, no, of course not... *Paige makes a hand sign made ball, Phoebe almost ews* Ball?
Paige: *Keeps with the sign, the ball is thrown, something explodes*
Phoebe: Fire ball! *Paige signs she's right, repeats everything faster* A demon monkey stole my hearing! *She's right, Paige points out she's mute* And your voice too, oh, honey... *hugs her, Piper and Leo orb in, Paige points out something*
Phoebe: You hear something? *Paige points out voices* You hear puppets?
It goes on here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmLl1rvt55s
"That bald head was bouncing around like a cue ball!"
~Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z (Ocean dub)
~Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z (Ocean dub)
Koopayoshi
Shine Sprite
"That's Mama Luigi to you!"
-Super Mario world
-Super Mario world
vvooper
welcome to the hotel waluigi
Fran: "Would you just look at this picture! Now everybody in New York City thinks that I'm a jinx! But on the upside, I tell ya, I look twenty-five, tops. Gotta remember this photographer for when I get married.
Sylvia: "Honey, no one believes you're a jinx."
Fran: "You're taking this awfully well. I'da thought you'd be more upset about that I got dumped on national TV by one of the most eligible bachelors in New York."
Sylvia: "I know, honey, that's why I'm heavily sedated." ~The Nanny
Sylvia: "Honey, no one believes you're a jinx."
Fran: "You're taking this awfully well. I'da thought you'd be more upset about that I got dumped on national TV by one of the most eligible bachelors in New York."
Sylvia: "I know, honey, that's why I'm heavily sedated." ~The Nanny
Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Lenny: No!
Homer: D'oh!
Carl: Nuts!
Mr. Burns: Exactly
Pie: Hey Homer! Throw me at Mr. Burns!
Elderly Pie: No throw me! I'm old and stale, I just might kill him.
Cake: Don't do it Homer! You promised Lisa!
Homer: Since when do I listen to cakes?!
~The Simpsons
Homer: D'oh!
Carl: Nuts!
Mr. Burns: Exactly
Pie: Hey Homer! Throw me at Mr. Burns!
Elderly Pie: No throw me! I'm old and stale, I just might kill him.
Cake: Don't do it Homer! You promised Lisa!
Homer: Since when do I listen to cakes?!
~The Simpsons
Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Timmy: I wish you guys would stay here and guard this computer no matter what. Got it?
Cosmo and Wanda: Got it! (wave their wands and POOF! but nothing happens)
Timmy: Did you really need to wave your wands for that one?
Cosmo and Wanda: Uh, no.
~The Fairly Odd Parents
Numbuh 3: I wish Numbuh 5 was here.
Numbuh 5: Oh I'm here all right!
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 5! You better start using some mosturizer or something, try my Rainbow Monkey sunscreen.
Numbuh 4: Listen Numbuh 5, I don't want to fight you.
Numbuh 5: Of course you don't. Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest most chicken big-mouth squirt on the entire team!
Numbuh 4: Okay, now I wanna fight you! (tries shooting gumballs but realizes he wasted all his ammo) Oh crud!
(Later)
Numbuh 4: Kuki, I'm scared, I don't what to do next.
Numbuh 3: Kiss me.
Numbuh 4: Kiss you?! No way! NONONONONO No way un uh ain't gonna hap- ok.
NUmbuh 3: Pucker up. (lights come on revealing her to be a zombie)
Numbuh 4: O.O AHHHHHH!!!
(Later)
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 3! Numbuh 4! Do you have the frequency modulator-a-bob?
Numbuh 3: We found something even better! Each other! (Numbuhs 3 and 4 kiss while they're zombies)
Numbuh 362: End Transmission please!
~Kids Next Door
Cosmo and Wanda: Got it! (wave their wands and POOF! but nothing happens)
Timmy: Did you really need to wave your wands for that one?
Cosmo and Wanda: Uh, no.
~The Fairly Odd Parents
Numbuh 3: I wish Numbuh 5 was here.
Numbuh 5: Oh I'm here all right!
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 5! You better start using some mosturizer or something, try my Rainbow Monkey sunscreen.
Numbuh 4: Listen Numbuh 5, I don't want to fight you.
Numbuh 5: Of course you don't. Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest most chicken big-mouth squirt on the entire team!
Numbuh 4: Okay, now I wanna fight you! (tries shooting gumballs but realizes he wasted all his ammo) Oh crud!
(Later)
Numbuh 4: Kuki, I'm scared, I don't what to do next.
Numbuh 3: Kiss me.
Numbuh 4: Kiss you?! No way! NONONONONO No way un uh ain't gonna hap- ok.
NUmbuh 3: Pucker up. (lights come on revealing her to be a zombie)
Numbuh 4: O.O AHHHHHH!!!
(Later)
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 3! Numbuh 4! Do you have the frequency modulator-a-bob?
Numbuh 3: We found something even better! Each other! (Numbuhs 3 and 4 kiss while they're zombies)
Numbuh 362: End Transmission please!
~Kids Next Door
DyegoHalliwell_IceMario
Previously DHalliwell
Leo: *enters the conservatory* What's going on?
Piper: Duh! *she covers her eyes, Paige her mouth, and Phoebe her ears*
Leo: I see...
Piper: Well, I don't! Where's Paige?! *Paige takes her arms*
---Leo and a blind Piper
Piper: Duh! *she covers her eyes, Paige her mouth, and Phoebe her ears*
Leo: I see...
Piper: Well, I don't! Where's Paige?! *Paige takes her arms*
Squidward: Please, Mr. Krabs, you got to help me! When they get here tonight, they're going to see I'm just a big phony and a loser!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. (moves his fingers and music plays)
Squidward: This is serious.
Mr. Krabs: I know, this really is the world's smallest violin. (violin is shown) See?
~Spongebob Squarepants
Mr. Krabs: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. (moves his fingers and music plays)
Squidward: This is serious.
Mr. Krabs: I know, this really is the world's smallest violin. (violin is shown) See?
~Spongebob Squarepants
DaisyGaga
Da f***, Rosalina?
*Lois is homeschooling Chris and Meg*
Lois: OK, can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is when...Chris is that a note?"
Chris: No...
Lois: Yes it is...do you want to read it for the rest of the class?
Chris: No...
Meg: Just read it, Lardo. -_-
Chris: "I think Mrs. Griffin's hot."
Lois: Go to your room. -_-
- Family Guy/"E. Peterbus Unum"
Jackie: Darlene, is there more juice?
Darlene: Yeah, but it's frozen...and it's on a stick. *drops an orange Popsicle into Jackie's cup* All right...who's freezing bees? *pulls a jar with a bee in it out of the freezer*
D.J.: I am.
Darlene: Quick question, freak boy. WHY?
D.J.: So I can thaw them out.
Jackie: Didn't they come thawed out?...
D.J.: Yeah, but see, if you freeze a bee, then use a magnifying glass to thaw it out, it'll come back to life.
Jackie: Is that really true?
Darlene: I don't know. He was wrong about that nail-through-the-worm thing.
D.J.: It's true. Just thaw them out and they fly away.
Jackie: Oh, come on, D.J. That's impossible.
D.J.: No, it's not. Come on, I'll show you.
Jackie: He's actually going to unfreeze a bee! :D D.J. is going to take something that's dead and then bring it back to life? That's like playing God!
Darlene: I'm sure God was thrilled by that comparison. *DJ holds a magnifying glass over the bee* Ooh, nice. We haven't cooked out in a long time.
D.J.: It just takes a minute.
Jackie: I feel like there ought to be spooky music playing. *imitates spooky music*
Darlene: Please, PLEASE be a killer bee -_-...Why don't you just zap it in the microwave?
D.J.: Tried that. Blew up.
*David walks in*
David: What are you doing?
Darlene: Bringing a bee back to life.
David. OK. *walks out*
Jackie: You know, Deej, bees are really intelligent creatures, and they're amazingly devoted. I read some place where if you kill one, then the whole hive comes and finds your scent and kills you.
Darlene: Actually, his scent tends to kill them...
*The bee starts moving*
D.J.: See? See?
Jackie: Oh, my God! Darlene, look! It's a miracle! The bee's alive!
Darlene: Truly, he is the son of God...
D.J.: See, I told you I could do it. Look, he's getting ready to take off. There he goes!
*The bee flies up to window. Darlene picks up a magazine, rolls it up, and kills the bee.*
Jackie/D.J.: O.O
Darlene: Now, if you bring that one back, I'll be real impressed.
- Roseanne/"The Birds and the Frozen Bees"
Helga: *in fantasy sequence* Arnold, is that you?
Arnold: I am the angel of reason.
Helga: How do I get out of here?
Arnold: You know what you have to do. You must do the right thing.
Helga: But what is the right thing?
Arnold: You know...do the right thing. And now, I have to go. *flies away*
Helga: Wait, I have one more question. What's it like to fly?
Arnold: Eh...it's OK.
- Hey Arnold!/"Olga Comes Home"
Binky: I said banana! Banana was my idea! Without me, there's no banana!
- Arthur/"How the Cookie Crumbles"
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Kyle: There's some terrorists or bankrobbers or something that have taken our class hostage!
Operator: Taken hostage where?
Kyle: The old Pioneer Village off of Kipling.
Operator: You mean that annoying place where employees won't break character?
Kyle: Sister, you don't know the half of it.
- South Park/"Super Fun Time"
Lois: OK, can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is when...Chris is that a note?"
Chris: No...
Lois: Yes it is...do you want to read it for the rest of the class?
Chris: No...
Meg: Just read it, Lardo. -_-
Chris: "I think Mrs. Griffin's hot."
Lois: Go to your room. -_-
- Family Guy/"E. Peterbus Unum"
Jackie: Darlene, is there more juice?
Darlene: Yeah, but it's frozen...and it's on a stick. *drops an orange Popsicle into Jackie's cup* All right...who's freezing bees? *pulls a jar with a bee in it out of the freezer*
D.J.: I am.
Darlene: Quick question, freak boy. WHY?
D.J.: So I can thaw them out.
Jackie: Didn't they come thawed out?...
D.J.: Yeah, but see, if you freeze a bee, then use a magnifying glass to thaw it out, it'll come back to life.
Jackie: Is that really true?
Darlene: I don't know. He was wrong about that nail-through-the-worm thing.
D.J.: It's true. Just thaw them out and they fly away.
Jackie: Oh, come on, D.J. That's impossible.
D.J.: No, it's not. Come on, I'll show you.
Jackie: He's actually going to unfreeze a bee! :D D.J. is going to take something that's dead and then bring it back to life? That's like playing God!
Darlene: I'm sure God was thrilled by that comparison. *DJ holds a magnifying glass over the bee* Ooh, nice. We haven't cooked out in a long time.
D.J.: It just takes a minute.
Jackie: I feel like there ought to be spooky music playing. *imitates spooky music*
Darlene: Please, PLEASE be a killer bee -_-...Why don't you just zap it in the microwave?
D.J.: Tried that. Blew up.
*David walks in*
David: What are you doing?
Darlene: Bringing a bee back to life.
David. OK. *walks out*
Jackie: You know, Deej, bees are really intelligent creatures, and they're amazingly devoted. I read some place where if you kill one, then the whole hive comes and finds your scent and kills you.
Darlene: Actually, his scent tends to kill them...
*The bee starts moving*
D.J.: See? See?
Jackie: Oh, my God! Darlene, look! It's a miracle! The bee's alive!
Darlene: Truly, he is the son of God...
D.J.: See, I told you I could do it. Look, he's getting ready to take off. There he goes!
*The bee flies up to window. Darlene picks up a magazine, rolls it up, and kills the bee.*
Jackie/D.J.: O.O
Darlene: Now, if you bring that one back, I'll be real impressed.
- Roseanne/"The Birds and the Frozen Bees"
Helga: *in fantasy sequence* Arnold, is that you?
Arnold: I am the angel of reason.
Helga: How do I get out of here?
Arnold: You know what you have to do. You must do the right thing.
Helga: But what is the right thing?
Arnold: You know...do the right thing. And now, I have to go. *flies away*
Helga: Wait, I have one more question. What's it like to fly?
Arnold: Eh...it's OK.
- Hey Arnold!/"Olga Comes Home"
Binky: I said banana! Banana was my idea! Without me, there's no banana!
- Arthur/"How the Cookie Crumbles"
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Kyle: There's some terrorists or bankrobbers or something that have taken our class hostage!
Operator: Taken hostage where?
Kyle: The old Pioneer Village off of Kipling.
Operator: You mean that annoying place where employees won't break character?
Kyle: Sister, you don't know the half of it.
- South Park/"Super Fun Time"
Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Squidward: Magic conch shell, should I have the turkey or the spaghetti?
Conch: Neither.
Squidward: Oh, well about the soup?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can I have anything to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: NO?! What do you mean "no"?! I'm starving here!
Patrick: Here, let me try! Magic Conch, can Squidward have this super yummy, delicious, terrific sandwich?
Conch: No.
Patrick: Can I have this super yummy, delicious terrific sandwich?
Conch: Yes.
Patrick: All right! *eats the sandwich*
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can't you say anything else but "no"?!
Conch: Try asking again.
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: *loses his temper*
Ranger: Are you folks in need of help?
Squidward: I'm saved! I've been stranded out here with these two barnacle-heads and their magic conch shell!
Ranger: Magic conch shell? You mean like this?! :D
Spongebob and Patrick: The Magic Conch! A club member!
Squidward: O.O...
Ranger: All right magic conch, what do we do now?
Conch: Nothing.
Spongebob Patrick and the Ranger: All hail the magic conch!
Squidward: *crawls over to them* All hail the magic conch!
~Spongebob
Phineas: Hey, Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ferb: *gives Phineas a blueprint*
Phineas: As usual, we're on the same...Oh! Oh! That's not at all what I was thinking! Oh! Dude!
Ferb: *takes the blueprint turns it upside-down, gives it back to Phineas*
Phineas: Oh, that's better. I'll call the troops, you wonder where Perry is.
Phineas: Mud and road aren't exactly "all-terrain", hmm...all terrain.
Ferb: 1 2 3 4.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb: 5 6 7 8.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
~Phineas and Ferb
Uncle: One more thing!
Uncle: Magic must defeat magic!
Uncle: Ay-ya!
Jackie: Bad day bad day bad day!
Jackie: I'm sorry, I will bring this right back thank you!
~The Adventures of Jackie Chan (Thanks to Mason for these quotes, since his new avatar reminded me of the show).
Conch: Neither.
Squidward: Oh, well about the soup?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can I have anything to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: NO?! What do you mean "no"?! I'm starving here!
Patrick: Here, let me try! Magic Conch, can Squidward have this super yummy, delicious, terrific sandwich?
Conch: No.
Patrick: Can I have this super yummy, delicious terrific sandwich?
Conch: Yes.
Patrick: All right! *eats the sandwich*
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: Can't you say anything else but "no"?!
Conch: Try asking again.
Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
Conch: No.
Squidward: *loses his temper*
Ranger: Are you folks in need of help?
Squidward: I'm saved! I've been stranded out here with these two barnacle-heads and their magic conch shell!
Ranger: Magic conch shell? You mean like this?! :D
Spongebob and Patrick: The Magic Conch! A club member!
Squidward: O.O...
Ranger: All right magic conch, what do we do now?
Conch: Nothing.
Spongebob Patrick and the Ranger: All hail the magic conch!
Squidward: *crawls over to them* All hail the magic conch!
~Spongebob
Phineas: Hey, Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ferb: *gives Phineas a blueprint*
Phineas: As usual, we're on the same...Oh! Oh! That's not at all what I was thinking! Oh! Dude!
Ferb: *takes the blueprint turns it upside-down, gives it back to Phineas*
Phineas: Oh, that's better. I'll call the troops, you wonder where Perry is.
Phineas: Mud and road aren't exactly "all-terrain", hmm...all terrain.
Ferb: 1 2 3 4.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb: 5 6 7 8.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
~Phineas and Ferb
Uncle: One more thing!
Uncle: Magic must defeat magic!
Uncle: Ay-ya!
Jackie: Bad day bad day bad day!
Jackie: I'm sorry, I will bring this right back thank you!
~The Adventures of Jackie Chan (Thanks to Mason for these quotes, since his new avatar reminded me of the show).
Kyoko Sakura
Celestial Guide
Squidward: Patrick, just how stupid are you?
Patrick: It varies.
Patrick: It varies.
Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Spongebob: (looks at Patrick's drawing of Mrs. Puff with the words "Big Fat Meanie" written on it) Patrick, you can't say that about the teacher!
Mrs. Puff: Say what about the teacher? (sees Patrick's drawing) As if I really look like this!
Fish: Hey, its my lucky day! A penny!
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out!
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off.
Flying Dutchman: That little display of penny-pinching just earned you a trip to Davy Jones' locker!
Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap! I'm generous!
Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks Squidward, I knew I could count on you.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!
Spongebob: (comes back with a fur coat)
Mr. Krabs: You're spending all of me money! Puffy needs a new pair of shoes!
Spongebob (returns with a pair of shoes)
Mr. Krabs: You're breaking me, boy! She needs fine jewlery!
Spongebob: (returns with a diamond necklace)
Mr. Krabs: Not that fine!
Spongebob: Here lies Patrick's nose. RIP. All Patrick wanted was to be like the rest of us and we punished him for it.
Squidward: Who cares? At least now that big moron will leave us alone.
Patrick: (with really big ears): I heard that!
Mrs. Puff: Say what about the teacher? (sees Patrick's drawing) As if I really look like this!
Fish: Hey, its my lucky day! A penny!
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out!
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off.
Flying Dutchman: That little display of penny-pinching just earned you a trip to Davy Jones' locker!
Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap! I'm generous!
Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks Squidward, I knew I could count on you.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!
Spongebob: (comes back with a fur coat)
Mr. Krabs: You're spending all of me money! Puffy needs a new pair of shoes!
Spongebob (returns with a pair of shoes)
Mr. Krabs: You're breaking me, boy! She needs fine jewlery!
Spongebob: (returns with a diamond necklace)
Mr. Krabs: Not that fine!
Spongebob: Here lies Patrick's nose. RIP. All Patrick wanted was to be like the rest of us and we punished him for it.
Squidward: Who cares? At least now that big moron will leave us alone.
Patrick: (with really big ears): I heard that!
Koopayoshi
Shine Sprite
I smell a smelly smell that smells of somthing smelly.
-Mr Krabs
-Mr Krabs
Gumball Machine
Celestial Guide
Spongebob: Hey Sandy, watch me do the grouchy Squidward.
Squidward: Stop naming moves after me!
Spongebob: Everybody is an idiot except for me.
Squidward: Well its true!
Patrick and Snady: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Snady: D: Spongebob, watch out for that tree!
Spongebob: XD...? Huh? (moves out of the way) Don't worry guys, everything's under control cause I'm an expeeeeerrrrrt. Hm, that's funny the mountain's upside-down. (realizes he's upside down and falls). AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom, it'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom!
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.
Spongebob: (lands and breaks his butt)
Sandy: Oh! That's gotta hurt!
Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
Sandy: >:/
~Spongebob
Squidward: Stop naming moves after me!
Spongebob: Everybody is an idiot except for me.
Squidward: Well its true!
Patrick and Snady: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Snady: D: Spongebob, watch out for that tree!
Spongebob: XD...? Huh? (moves out of the way) Don't worry guys, everything's under control cause I'm an expeeeeerrrrrt. Hm, that's funny the mountain's upside-down. (realizes he's upside down and falls). AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sandy: Spongebob, land on your bottom, it'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Spongebob: Like this?
Patrick: No, your other bottom!
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.
Spongebob: (lands and breaks his butt)
Sandy: Oh! That's gotta hurt!
Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
Sandy: >:/
~Spongebob