Random Question, Random Answer

To wake Yoshis.

What... is your favorite color?
 
My favorite color is wind

Did you stop cheating on your test? Answer with yes or no only.
 
Because that's a stupid question

Why do I ask stupid questions?
 
Because it's on a vacation

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toostie Roll Pop?
 
Space is in Link's hat

Is this close?
 
Right under your nose

Why am I random?
 
Because you don't know your brother will be more famous than you. Why am I about to go insane like a bi- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *foams at mouth*...g fat loser?
 
Because that's part of your personality

Why does my wireless router suck so much?
 
Because it likes pacifiers. Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe. Who's this guy Moe and why is he so Eenie, Meenie, and Minie?
 
Moe is a guy who is being himself too much and he is like that because that's who he is

Can you be yourself too much?
 
The name is ElvinBucks

Why does sugar taste sweet?
 
Because the lights turned off

Why do people think the Sun isn't a star?
 
Because it's a ball of fire.

Why don't I know what to ask?
 
Because I know

How does a plane work?
 
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