Random Question, Random Answer

[Yoshiwaker]

To wake Yoshis.

What... is your favorite color?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

My favorite color is wind

Did you stop cheating on your test? Answer with yes or no only.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No

Why didn't I stop cheating on my test?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Because that's a stupid question

Why do I ask stupid questions?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Because your're in the mood.

Why is my lamp not working?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Because it's on a vacation

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toostie Roll Pop?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

7 and a half, depending on the owl.

Where is space?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Space is in Link's hat

Is this close?

 

[Gumball Machine]

Don't what "this" refers too.

Where can I find/play Earthbound/Mother 2?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

In Onett.

Where is the nearest cheese farm?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Right under your nose

Why am I random?

 

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Because you don't know your brother will be more famous than you. Why am I about to go insane like a bi- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *foams at mouth*...g fat loser?