Random Question, Random Answer

[LN1]

because she lost her frying pan to smack bowser

Why is this question moving?

 

[Revin]

Because you made it move.

Why have you only made 5 post's in your mafia thread? ( This is for Luigi No.1)

 

[Goombella]

I can't answer the question.

Why can I not stop listening to the first 11 seconds of this song?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Cause' your weird.

Why is Mario more of a main character than yoshi?

 

[Marstar2000]

Because he's epic.

Why am I asking this question because it is random and you'll be like ?

 

[LN1]

Because you wanted to make a 17-day bump.

Why did you make a 17-day bump?

 

[MCS]

Because he's a noob like you.

Why did I not ask a question?

 

[LN1]

Because you just made a paradox.

Why do people still consider me a noob if I learned my lesson already and stopped bumping threads?

 

[Nabber]

Because you still do other noobish things. And you're new.

Why do pina coladas eat tornados?

 

[LN1]

Because they are tasty

Why is this question random?

 

[Nabber]

It isn't.

How come a Gradent can gorjulate but a bitre can't?

 

[LN1]

Because that was the way the universe wanted to

Why am I eating a watermelon?

 

[Marstar2000]

Because you like it.

Why do I eat donuts?

 

[LN1]

Because Sir Poshington the XV made an evil spell which makes people eat donuts.

Why did I use smileys?

 

[Marstar2000]

Because you saw this post with them and decided to try it.

Why did my post have smileys?

 

[UltraMario]

Because you're a noob.

Do woodchucks chuck wood?

 

[Marstar2000]

Yes because they have the words "Wood" and "Chuck" in their name.

Why am I a Monty Mole?

 

[UltraMario]

Because if you have a certain number of posts, your rank changes.

Why is Pokémon Snap underrated?

 

[Marstar2000]

I dunno.

Why are you a Chatty Cathy?

 

[UltraMario]

Why yes, yes I am.

Why don't penguins fly?

 

[LN1]

Because flying is so 1970.

Why am I so hated?

 

[Marstar2000]

Because you just are.

Why am I asking this question if it contains ?

 

[LN1]

Because the power of commands you to.

What is love?

 

[MCS]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why does this thread keep dying?

 

[Marstar2000]

It just does.

Whats outside of the boundaries of the universe?