Sentence-Finishers

...Bruce Wayne is Batman. Seriously, that is some top level shit right there.

In 2025, Elephants...
 
will ride spaceships and send the pandas to extinction.

Somebody just wanted to...
 
become a legitimate currency within the next decade.

I'm holding out for a...
 
...rectangle.

Rectangle...
 
jellyfish warriors valiantly sacrificed their lives to defend the anemone castle.

For a limited time...
 
were used as bait for the flying bread monsters.

Whilst impractical, balancing a jar of...