OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS XVIII CEREMONY

Jacquelyn

Keeper of the Night
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Retired Wiki Staff
Pronouns
He/him
Adjusted Time – Fail Awards XVIII opening – Waluigi Time
Adjusted Time – F1. Most Unremarkable Game – Gabumon
Adjusted Time – F3. Worst 3D Mission Concept – Waluigi Time
Adjusted Time – F4. Worst Game Mechanic – TheBlueCatMenace
Adjusted Time – F9. Worst Remake – Hint Toad
Adjusted Time – F5. Worst Boss Battle – Hooded Pitohui
Adjusted Time – F7. Worst Mario Party Board – BabyLuigiOnFire
Adjusted Time – F6. Worst Mario Kart Course Remake – Yoshi the SSM
Adjusted Time – F2. Worst Obstacle – Sparks
Adjusted Time – F8. Worst Game Aesthetic – BBQ Turtle
Adjusted Time – F10. Most Embarrassing Nintendo Moment – TPG
Adjusted Time – Bonus Stars – Camwoodstock, Hooded Pitohui, & Lakituthequick
Adjusted Time – Fail Awards XVIII closing – Waluigi Time
 
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Come on Cranky, take it to the bin!

"Fail Awards? You want to talk about the real Fail Awards? It's the sad things you whippersnappers think pass for an award these days! Favorite Extra Mode? Back in my day, there was no such thing as extra modes! We just had the main game, and that's all we needed! Have you seen how long it takes these young'uns to make one game these days? Nevermind how much space they take up! It's ridiculous! Why, if I were in charge..."

On second thought, I may have picked the wrong person to outsource writing this year's Fail Awards opener to... Let's run this one back from the beginning.

"Oops". Now there's a word that's part of the universal human experience! If you've never made a flub or two (dozen), or hoped something would land that very much did not, well... I'd say teach me your ways, but I'm guessing there's no one in that category who also answered the question honestly. The good news is, you're in good company! Even the multi-billion dollar corporation with 45 years of experience now developing the world of the funny plumber man has its fair share of big goofs. So now it's once again time to poke them with a stick!

"And another thing, Favorite Game Mechanic? Why are we celebrating this overcomplicated nonsense? In my day, all you needed was to move left and right, jump, and climb ladders! It was perfect! Who ever got it in their skull it was a good idea to add more?"

Oh. He's still in the building.

"Don't even get me started on all those character awards you've got!"

You'll have to excuse him, folks. He's old.



Up next is F1. Most Unremarkable Game by Gabumon!
 

F1. Most Unremarkable Game​

by Gabumon


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#NomineeVotesPercentage
1.​
Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
197​
14.17%​
2.​
Mario Party: The Top 100
156​
11.22%​
3.​
New Super Mario Bros. 2
122​
8.78%​
4.​
Mario Party Advance
94​
6.76%​
5.​
Mario Strikers: Battle League
91​
6.55%​
5.​
Princess Peach: Showtime!
91​
6.55%​
7.​
New Super Mario Bros. U
87​
6.26%​
8.​
Yoshi's Crafted World
74​
5.32%​
9.​
Mario Sports Superstars
73​
5.25%​
10.​
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam
58​
4.17%​
11.​
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
46​
3.31%​
11.​
Mario Party: Star Rush
46​
3.31%​
13.​
Paper Mario: Color Splash
45​
3.24%​
14.​
Mario Party: Island Tour
42​
3.02%​
15.​
Mario Golf: Super Rush
41​
2.95%​
16.​
Mario & Luigi: Brothership
40​
2.88%​
17.​
O. Paper Mario: Sticker Star
16​
1.15%​
18.​
O. Mario Kart World
4​
0.29%​
18.​
O. New Super Mario Bros. Wii
4​
0.29%​
18.​
O. Yoshi's New Island
4​
0.29%​
21.​
O. Mario Pinball Land
3​
0.22%​
21.​
O. Mario Tennis Aces
3​
0.22%​
23.​
O. Mario Party 9
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color)
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Paper Mario: The Origami King
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Super Mario Bros. 3
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Super Mario Bros. Wonder
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Super Mario Run
2​
0.14%​
23.​
O. Yoshi and the Mysterious Book
2​
0.14%​
35.​
O. Donkey Kong 3
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Donkey Kong Country Returns
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Hotel Mario
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. I am a teacher: Super Mario Sweater
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Party 10
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Party 4
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Party Superstars
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Strikers Charged
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Super Sluggers
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Tennis Fever
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario Tennis Open
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Mario's Time Machine
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. New Play Control! Mario Power Tennis
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario 3D Land
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario 64
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario All-Stars
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Galaxy
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Land 2 - 6 Golden Coins
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Odyssey
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Party
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Party Jamboree - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario Sunshine
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Paper Mario
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Super Princess Peach
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. WarioWare: Snapped!
1​
0.07%​
35.​
O. Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
1​
0.07%​
Total votes: 1390



Up next is F3. Worst 3D Mission Concept by Waluigi Time!
 

F3. Worst 3D Mission Concept​

by Waluigi Time


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#NomineeVotesPercentage
1.​
Jump-Rope Challenge (SMO)
177​
13.46%​
2.​
Beach Volleyball (SMO)
146​
11.10%​
3.​
F.L.U.D.D.less/Cappyless missions (SMS/SMO)
118​
8.97%​
4.​
100 Coin Stars/Shine Sprites (SM64/SMS)
111​
8.44%​
5.​
Shopping Power Moons (SMO)
108​
8.21%​
6.​
Star Ball galaxies (SMG/SMG2)
87​
6.62%​
7.​
Herding Sheep (SMO)
83​
6.31%​
8.​
Catching rabbits
76​
5.78%​
9.​
Koopa Trace-Walking (SMO)
67​
5.10%​
10.​
Blast the Fury Blocks (SM3DW+BF)
62​
4.71%​
11.​
Purple Coin levels (SMG/SMG2)
60​
4.56%​
12.​
Surfing galaxies (SMG)
52​
3.95%​
13.​
Seed Gardening (SMO)
29​
2.21%​
14.​
Red Coin missions (SM64/SMS)
26​
1.98%​
15.​
Boss rematches (SMO)
25​
1.90%​
16.​
Seekertone hide-and-seek (DKB)
23​
1.75%​
17.​
Bound Bowl Grand Prix (SMO)
20​
1.52%​
18.​
O. Blue Coins (SMS)
11​
0.84%​
19.​
O. Garbage Dumps (SMG/SMG2)
9​
0.68%​
20.​
O. Daredevil Comets (SMG/SMG2)
4​
0.30%​
21.​
O. Archivist Toadette achievements (SMO)
3​
0.23%​
21.​
O. Bubble galaxies (SMG)
3​
0.23%​
23.​
O. Fluzzard gliding (SMG2)
2​
0.15%​
23.​
O. Missions requiring caps (SM64)
2​
0.15%​
23.​
O. Switch Stars (SM64DS)
2​
0.15%​
26.​
O. Blooper surfing (SMS)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Blue Coin Bustle (SM3DW+BF)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Bonus Barrels (DK64)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Green Stars (SMG2)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Growtones (DKB)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Shadow Mario missions (SMS)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Sling Pods (SMG)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. Taxi Flying Through (SMO)
1​
0.08%​
26.​
O. The Chimp's challenges (SMG2)
1​
0.08%​
Total votes: 1315



Up next is F4. Worst Game Mechanic by TheBlueCatMenace!