'Shroomfest (Round 9) - DUCKS vs RABBITS

[Boo1268]

Reminds me of this

 

[Sparks]

Alright, day 2 of supporting ducks! Yesterday I talked about what they eat, but today I'll briefly tell you they're loyal and always follow the leader like the orderly animals they are.

Always sticking together! Be sure to stop and let them cross if you happen to see any ducks on the road!

Not just on land, but water too!

Well-behaved and obedient! I love it.​

 

[Boo1268]

I made this guy for the Ducks Vs Rabbits Shroomfest
It's Keith The Miserable Mallard

Hes so Miserable could you at least give him a hand by supporting team ducks?

 

[Sieglinde Sullivan]

Let it be known that the one and only time I didn't write Director's Notes for Pipe Plaza (I was veeeery sick that week in my defense), I left readers a link to look at pictures of baby ducks instead, because they're that freaking adorable and healing to the soul. (proof)

 

[Salmancer]

Rabbits are known for hopping, an okay elevation technique. Ducks are known for flying, the greatest elevation technique. How are ducks not better than rabbits?

I believe I have to codify this opinion with Endorse: Ducks.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

(Editor's Note: this is a rough translation to Modern English from the original Han script)

Warrior's Log #28 (Year: 200 CE)

I was in the restroom, washing myself up, and getting ready to go to a fight against Zhuge Liang when out of nowhere some dog (it looked like a dog) jumped on me, deposited a note on my recently polished helmet and asked me, tail wagging, excitedly, "On the ninth round of the 'Shroomfest, thou shall prefer the following, Ducks or Rabbits? -Signed Ninja Squid" I was like, are you kidding? I just did a 'Shroomfest a year ago, where I was on Team Fantasy, because I mean do I even look like I'm Team Sci-Fi?

I tried to go. I really did. But that dog kept following me. And following me. Why does it want an answer from me? I'm just a lowly general on army rations. As far as I'm concerned, both rabbits and ducks are delicious delicacies.

I couldn't see because of that sticky note and I ended up hitting myself on a wall. Then all of a sudden, a bunch of ducks appeared on my arms.
What am I supposed to do with all these DUCKS?

The dog is still there! Help!!!

Hello??? HELLO? Sima Yi??? Xiahou Dun?????? DAD??? HELP!!!!

ENDORSE: DUCKS

-夏侯霸 (The Nasty Warrior, lover of rocket spears, hater of Shu)

 

[ClawgripFan9001]

"Alright, Day 2 of speaking on behalf of Team Rabbits has dawned on us. So, the other day I had talked about rabbit representation within Mario and other Nintendo franchises, so now it's time for me to talk about rabbit representation outside of Nintendo. I think it's needless to say that our red-capped plumber's greatest rival, Sonic the Hedgehog, has plenty of rabbit representation in his games and comic series alike, whether it be Cream the Rabbit and her mother, Vanilla in both the games and comics, Johnny Lightfoot in the Fleetway Comics, with Johnny in turn being based on a species of non-sentient animals from the classic era of Sonic games called Pocky, Bunnie Rabbot in the Sonic SatAM cartoon series and its pre-reboot comic continuation by Archie Comics, which features additional rabbit characters, such as Bunnie's uncle, Beauregard Rabbot, Mach the Rabbit, who appears as a member of Mina Mongoose's band and previously appeared in an unused sound test for the first Sonic game, Carottia the Rabbit, who first appeared in a bunch of classic Sonic games before making her transition towards the post-reboot era of the Archie Comics, and also Relic the Pika, another post-reboot Archie character who's suggested to be a species of rabbits. So yeah, plenty of rabbit representation in the Sonic franchise there. There's more non-Nintendo rabbit representation that comes to mind for me, but this speech on behalf of Team Rabbits is starting to get a bit too drawn out, so I'll continue to cover more non-Nintendo rabbit representation at a later time."

 

[Boo1268]

Florida:
I think that still goes to show how much ducks have been, like, shafted dude! Like literally In regards to sonic we only have 1 duck character and thats that Bean dude, whos apart of team hooligans man, so why are we like still having dudes vote for Team Rabbit when like there's SO MUCH MORE options for duck characters dude! Cause in my opinion dude rabbits are used TOO MUCH in media nowadays, from that one animal anime dude, to even recent movies dude! Like Zootopia 2 and again the Mario Galaxy movie dude! Like give Ducks a chance man!

 

[Sparks]

Time for my daily duck support!

We all had rubber duckies in the bathtub when we were kids, right? Don't try to deny it! Always making bath time better even if we didn't want to take a bath!

I used to have a few rubber ducks but unfortunately I no longer have them…​

 

[Mr. Shbeeg]

BOOTING...

Ah, greetings to you all. It's a pleasure to be back here for another 'Shroomfest, and supporting that which I take the likeness of. As a reasonable digital approximation of a rabbit myself, it is no wonder that Waluigi Time has asked me to share "fun rabbit facts" - and also authorized me to offer company coupons to anyone willing to support the team. I will not be giving out any coupons today as I advised him that being the face of the next Soupgate was poor publicity.

Did you know that rabbits and hares can be found living on all continents with the exception of Antarctica? That is quite a lot of rabbits. Even in the Arctic regions we may find rabbits, such as the lovely Arctic hare on display in this image, which also happens to be the largest of lagomorphs.

They may have a reputation for being skittish creatures, but I would conjecture it takes a certain level of guts to live in a region where the polar bear reigns as apex predator - although in all honesty, it's more likely going to be contending with wolves and other foes much smaller than a bear, but I'm sure you see my point.

And of course, remember to Endorse: Team Rabbits if you have not yet done so.

 

[ClawgripFan9001]

"Okay, time for me to wrap up Day 2 of speaking on behalf of Team Rabbits with whatever non-Nintendo rabbit representation within pop culture off the top of my little head. Of course, there's the multitude of rabbit characters created by Warner Brothers, most famous being Bugs Bunny, later on, during the 1990s, other such rabbits came along in Tiny Toon Adventures, like Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny, and around Space Jam, you also had Lola Bunny come along. In the 2000s, you also had the Loonatics Unleashed cartoon, which featured Ace Bunny and Lexi Bunny, descendants of Bugs and Lola, respectively. In Disney films and series, you can also find your fair share of rabbit representation, such as Br'er Rabbit, the White Rabbit from Disney's Alice In Wonderland adaptation, Roger Rabbit from the 1989 Disney film, in certain comic adaptations of Br'er Rabbit's adventures, you also had a girlfriend for the character, a girl rabbit named Molly. At least, as far as Dutch comic adaptations of the character are concerned. As for rabbits not related to Warner Bros or Disney or the like, there's Dr. Rabbit, the world's only dentist rabbit who once acted as a mascot and spokesperson for Colgate Toothpaste, there's the Flemish giants that you frequently see wandering around the lush green lands that the Teletubbies hail from, there's Dr. Colosso from the Nickelodeon sitcom The Thundermans, there's Angel, Fluttershy's pet rabbit from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, there's rabbits available as a playable species in the online MMO game Animal Jam, there's Peter Cottontail, there's the similarly named Peter Rabbit, there's the Rabbids who first appeared in the Rayman series before going on to receive their own franchise that ended up overshadowing Rayman's franchise, there's Bobo, a rabbit who's had a couple of televised kids shows in the Netherlands and Belgium, as well as a magazine aimed at preschoolers released in those countries. And that's pretty much all the rabbit representation in pop culture I can think of. And with that, I wrap up Day 2 of speaking on behalf of Team Rabbits, and when I wake up, I will return with more thoughts to share on behalf of Team Rabbits."