Glitz Yoshi
The Great Gonzales Jr.
- Pronouns
- he/him
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- Yoshi the SSM
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View attachment 61560Glitz Yoshi: "Nice to meet you, Shmalu Sniffer. My name is Glitz Yoshi."
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So, the rogues are back again. Hmph. Can't say I'm surprised. Piantas, Robbos, X-Nauts, whatever that one skirmish was five years back - all just different flavors of the same crud that's run this town since day one. I've seen 'em come and go many times over the years. Been part of some things I'm... not proud of. Doesn't matter what form it takes, it's all just about the same to me.
If you ask me, the Restoration Committee's full of nothing but hot air. They can try to gussy this place up all they like, but it's still just a layer of paint on the same old filth. It's a lost cause.
But that star... It gives me a bad feeling. This place may be a cesspool, but at least it's home. I suppose I can lend a paw - I've seen every trick in the book by now. Whatever's going on here, it won't get by old Chester.
*sigh* I'm getting too old for this crap.
But I must say friend, what IS that strange smell that surrounds you? I cant originate its source, the closest I could get to is suffer mixed old dusty clothes, where are you from see?
: Daughter of the Kiksprekan - the Ancestral Speaker - long have I dwelt 'neath the earth, wandering through the caverns from which a dark presence has for a millennium pulsed. Above, I have ventured sparsely. In the underneath, like affords respect to like. Strange minds do not harry one another, permitting that I may hear clearly the wills of the maodiwe - those which, I believe, your people call "gods".
: I have borne many daughters, not all so wise as to survive in a world dangerous to larvae. Only one daughter of mine survives to tread upon the stonepaths - perhaps because she was wise enough to seek the advice of her mother, hoho! It is not the custom of moths to grow attached to our offspring, but... in truth, she is the light of my life. You should meet her, nose-y one. To see her elation upon harpooning the white squid of the whaleroad, how can one not feel a joy and pride?
: Not so long ago, she ventured above the earth, hearing that the Tribe of Rogue was embroiled in another of their endless conflicts. Why this one, with its detectives and dinosaurs and scientists, drew her attention, even the entosaiwe will not tell me, but she was intent upon intervening. I have not seen her since, but I am certain she will return any moment now.
: It is for her sake that I now emerge. The maodiwe are most concerned with the emergence of a foul star and the blasphemous actions of the chirurgeons. Much is strange about this conflict compared to its endless predecessor. It is as if the stakes have risen. A darkness threatens to envelop this dwellingport. This may be but one settlement of many... but it is the only one she has ever known. It is her home. I am Prophetess first and mother second, yes, but what mother would I be if I were not to render it safer for her?
: That is why I now emerge, nose-y one. If the words of the entosaiwe might hold the secret to driving threats from this town, then I shall be their sprekan."Ahoy, fellow investigators! I be Cap'n ClawgripFan9001 o' The Black Peach, investigatin' this gobbledygook surroundin' that eerie Dark Star loomin' o'er this town as o' late! While it ain't me day job ta be investigatin' cold cases the likes o' this one, I be fairly certain me particular set o' skills could come in 'andy as we try ta uncover the scurvy ridden salts amongst us! Good luck ta all o' ye once the investigation truly begins, aye?"
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"Aye, that be the case, mister. See, me day job consists o' bein' a cookin' columnist fer the local area newspaper. An' as such, the musk o' herbs, spices an' other such substances tend ta stick ta me shell fer a while after bein' in the kitchen as part o' the job. I think it be needless ta say that unlike me, yer day job do consist o' crackin' cold cases like this one, nar?"View attachment 61594
Shmalu Sniffer:
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* Yes indeed my Nose knows best see? The salty freshness of sea air, being clouded in a musk of Pepper, Paprika, and Olive Oil, with a twinge of iron flakes from battles long fought see? You must be a culinary pirate, right?
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Tails
(to @Shmalu Sniffer)
Woah, a "private sniffstigator"? And I thought the Chaotix were a weird bunch! Sniffer's your name, correct? I bet you've been a great help in "sniffing" out a mystery! Ha ha ha!
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Sorry, sometimes the puns just write themselves…
"Aye, that be the case, mister. See, me day job consists o' bein' a cookin' columnist fer the local area newspaper. An' as such, the musk o' herbs, spices an' other such substances tend ta stick ta me shell fer a while after bein' in the kitchen as part o' the job. I think it be needless ta say that unlike me, yer day job do consist o' crackin' cold cases like this one, nar?"
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And even a sentient pair of nostrils. Interesting.
GREAT GRAVEY WHAT WAS THAT SEE!?
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Shmalu Sniffer:
Indeed I am see, the work of any detective is never done, especially since it seems like there's crimals popping up left and right all round nowadays see? And from the smell of you ( @Troy McClure ) my furry friend, you seem to be a mechanic correct? The smell of burnt wires, grease, and strangely mint, waft from you like a cloud of confidence, piercing through the chaos.
"Curse me cutlasses! The scurvy dogs 'ave keelhauled one o' the investigators! Prepare yerselves, me Mötley Crüe! Secure all fronts in town, an' man the stations! We got a murderer ta catch!"
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Tails
Somebody's DEAD?! This isn't what I was expecting when I read the brochure! I'm all for a good mystery, but I don't want to die in the middle of one!
View attachment 61612 Sir, I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears you've already lost a leg, a tail and your hat. At this rate, you could be the next victim. Perhaps we should focus on getting you some medical assistance?
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Tails
Hmm… a strange occurrence indeed… I'll chalk that one up to being one of the mysteries here at Rogueport.
@Revin
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Shmalu Sniffer:
Thanks for the assistance see, now I think introductions are in order see? The names Shmalu Sniffer Private Sniffstigator, now who are you see?