Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy
Work today
Bad: It was really snowy and icy out, so when I got out of my car I started slipping around like a cartoon character with my legs flying upwards and whatever. People saw. They laughed.
Good: I used the weather conditions as an excuse to be late to work when I actually was getting through the roads just fine and instead finally got my package sent out to Doomy~
Bad: One house I delivered to didn't shovel anything so I had to stomp through several feet of snow to get to their door. Somehow on the way to the door my one shoe got stuck and fell off in the snow and I proceeded to lose balance and slam my now socked foot into the wet snow.
Good? (Well kinda just a Not-Bad): At least I had the foresight to bring extra socks and shoes with me today. Oh, I also got another raise today !!
Bad: My last delivery was to a notoriously terrible customer. She refuses to go to the door because I think she's permanently glued to her chair, so you have to walk into her house to give her the food. That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't a decrepit trailer that smelled like cat piss.
Good: She also gave me a $13 tip. It seemed like an accident so I asked if they needed change back and she just kinda shooed me away so lol!