Dear Bowser

Dear Bowser,
What relation, if any, do you have to King Koopa?
Dear parent or guardian,

Your child has been suspended from Bowser Koopa Middle School for two weeks due to burning his assignments and destroying the classrooms. We would like you to come in for a conference this Thursday at 12:00 pm to discuss your child's behavior.

-Principal Morton Koopa
Dear bowser
do you believe the common myth that there are too many fire emblem characters in smash mansion, as a resident you must know that there is more Mario smashers
yours sincerely
prince Alfonse
P.S say hi to bowser jr. for me and tell him I'm looking out for him