Mario: Mama mia, you wouldn't believe the amount of fan-mail I received today!
Luigi: And for Luigi...?
Mario: Let's see... Mario... to Mario.... Mario. For Mario. Hmm here's a smudge here, no.... to Mario. Oh, my.
Luigi: Ehhhh...
Mario: Maybe some of them were for you, bro, but they didn't realize it was you.
Wario: Yahoe. Here's my stupid friend, Waluigi. I had to tie his shoes for him. Say hello to these chumps, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Shaddap