Describe the above user's avatar in way too much detail

A cartoon character of unknown species, wears a red hat, blue jacket, and mainly has his tongue sticking out.
 
A dog on a blue background with two black ears that both point foward, his nose is red and he has is tongue sticking out to the left. he is leaning forward and we can kinda see his back legs. he is wearing a red cap facing backwards, which is associated with being cool is modern culture. he is wearing a blue shirt as well. his eyes are very vertically tall and close together for some reason
 
A young Latina girl with brown skin and short dark-brown hair and brown eyes. She has a slightly sly facial expression with her upper lips making a 'ω' shape. She also has an earring.
 
A green dragon with four lighter green spikes and a cute smiley face, he looks pretty young, and has a big tooth or maybe it is two teeth pointing out the front of his mouth and two yellow dots on either side of the mouth two, above it. for some reason his upper lip bulges out a lot. he seems to be wearing a white and red shirt but we can't see very well because of how the image is cropped. also, his eyes are super big especially in terms of their vertical length, and seem to be a bit wider at the bottom. the dragon's pupils are close to the space in between the eyes, which by the way seems to lack any visible nose or snout, and the eyes are shining
 
On the the top of this orange creature's head which is also their whole body is a yellow tuff of curly hair that looks like wrapped candy, they have two pure black oval eyes that look like holes as well what appears to be a yellow beak, the lower part of the body is a ghostly white with a brown shoe that covers both the feet and leg
 
Shaped like a chip, the Oho Jee marches obliviously onward to its own drum, one dusty brown shoe-wearing foot hovering within the air, somehow managing to levitate despite the clear and obvious absence of legs (or, in the case there would be any, its only possible location being squished against the Oho Jee's body). It's difficult to tell if the Oho Jee is smiling by the expression upon its beak, but given that the mouth is upturned a little, it's a relatively safe assumption. It's got a little tuft of what seems to be fur upon its head, the same yellow as its beak, sporting a hairdo that takes inspiration from cartoon muffins. Despite the above user's name, said Oho Jee is not, in fact, currently on fire.
 
Despite claiming to be Luigi turned into a cat, this boy is in fact not a cat. He has blue hair and a red hat, and his mouth seems very simple. His shirt has a no sign on it, and it appears like he has some kind of gun. His hat also has a badge that shows the color white, blue, and pink all together. He appears to be the boy from the infamous web game Friday Night Funkin, which has been ported to many platforms and modded to all hell.
 
Bubblun the green bubble dinosaur from the Taito's Bubble Bobble series originating from arcade machines.
 
A green dragon that looks like it's designed as a hybrid between something you would see in a Western cartoon and a Japanese cartoon. It has two sharp teeth sticking out from its mouth in an attempt to be 'cute' and has yellow spikes going down its back.
 
A very pink young lady wearing cat ears and a tail as part of her magical girl costume. Her hair is pink with chin length with outward curls at the end with bangs. Her dress is a sleeveless pink one with red trim, and sports pink upper arm cuffs with the same trim, a red choker with a bell, and red gloves. Her cat tail has a red bow with a bell on it as well. She seems to be holding a heart shaped oversized bracelet with a heart charm in the middle, and the heart charm has a bell on it. This is her presumed magical girl weapon of choice.
 
This is basically just "describe the above user's outfit like it's My Immortal," isn't it?

A young person with somewhat long, light brown hair, a gold ring around his neck, a black shirt with a picture and text I can't read, and two fingerless gloves. The glove on the right hand has rainbow stripes and the glove on the left hand appears to be black with white and red stripes. The shirt does not cover all of the arms. He also appears to be wearing jeans of some length. The background is a gradient of rainbow colored tiles that also includes pink as one of the colors. There is a rough white border on the outside.
 
A picture of Luigi in a grey version of his usual outfit against a grey background. His head is tilted to the side a little and we can see only one of his ears. He seems to have a somewhat uncomfortable facial expression as if he is a little worried or scared.
 
A cartoon unicorn with white fur and a purple mane and tail. There are curls in both her mane and tail and she has three diamonds on her rump for some reason. She has blue eyes and is standing/looking towards the right in a room that has violet colored floors and a burgundy curtain in it.
 
In a biege background, a young girl is present , her hair is pink and two black cat ears are within it, she is wearing a sleeveless top that is also mostly pink and is also wearing red gloves, she also appears to have a staff with a black cat's tail and a bell that is common on collars
 
The bubble bobble dragon. It is a bright, very saturated neon green. It has a very cheery smile and two sharp buck teeth. It also has stegosaurus back. This cute creature is against a less saturated blue background.
 
A vaguely egg-shaped humanoid robot that appears to be wearing black trousers and a green top with a yellow 'undershirt'. Its non-'clothed' parts are silver in color. It does not appear to have a full face, only two red eyes that are visible in an otherwise empty/black space on its small head.
 
A seemingly exhausted or bored Sailor Moon character. Light blonde hair and space buns. They have pinkish eyes and a hand over their forehead. The head has a white glove and a gold clasp/bracelet over the glove. They are wearing something on their torso, but I can't make out what.
 
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