Who would win? Super Mario or a horde of super angry kids with knives. How would the winner win?

[whitehawkpro]

In an argument with a friend right now lol.

 

[Mcmadness]

Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Mario would tell them to go home and feel shame for their bad behavior. He wouldn't use violence.

 

[?????]

uhh... i agree mario wouldn't want to use violence and would tell the kids to stop but i sure as hell hope the kids would listen to him

 

[Paper Mario]

Mario would try to calm them down, if they refuse he'd put on the Vanish Cap to avoid being stabbed as he tries to reason with them.

 

[Koops]

Oh I'm not worried about Mario I'm worried about the kids who clearly have some severe mental disorder and need help as soon as anyone can fetch them some.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario, sitting at the table with the kids and their knives, realized he just cooked a well-done steak because he overdid his amazing chef fire performance. He placated the kids by offering them pieces of the cake Peach had baked for him yesterday (his last rescue).

 

[Ray Trace]

Mario should just call the cops on them.

 

[Noct]

Spoiler: He'd likely be disappointed in their behavior.