1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

705: Yeah. That was kinda weird
 
706. *insert random excuse here*
 
708: I'm too good for dis game
 
Waker said:
I saw you had 666 posts.
You should really put a number before the reason.

On-topic: 711: I was trying to tell you guys that this is really how much excuses there have been.
712: I don't get it, you can't die in Pong you can only lose.
713: NOOOOOOO! NOT 713!!!!! WHY DID I EVER FIX THE NUMBERS?!?!?