1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Xiahou Ba]

705: Yeah. That was kinda weird

 

[Gigaremo]

706. *insert random excuse here*

 

[Goombella]

707. WATER!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

708: I'm too good for dis game

 

[Goombella]

709.Dude, that excuse probably takes up about 100 of the excuses.

 

[SKmaric]

I saw you had 666 posts.

You should really put a number before the reason.

On-topic: 711: I was trying to tell you guys that this is really how much excuses there have been.
712: I don't get it, you can't die in Pong you can only lose.
713: NOOOOOOO! NOT 713!!!!! WHY DID I EVER FIX THE NUMBERS?!?!?

 

[Goombella]

714: You missed No.710.

 

[Flubber]

715: I played against Chuck Norris.

 

[Goombella]

716:Already been said, dude.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

717. The last two numbers of this number are my favourite number.

 

[Flubber]

718: My head got stuck.

 

[Time Turner]

719. Testing out the ragdoll physics.
720. Stupid glitch...
721. The trap was invisible, I swear!

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Thank the stupid lag.

The phone was ringing, and I could not pause.

It's just a game. Who cares?

I was listening to a Mandarin song and playing at the same time.

 

[Goombella]

726:DUDE, post the numbers as well!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

727. Mathematics are NOT what it seems

 

[Goombella]

728:No, they arent

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

729. Something made me look away for 0 seconds,
730. When my sight was directed at the TV, Mario lost all of his lifes.

 

[Goombella]

731:I fell asleep

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

732. I thought Koopa Troopa was good in the game, and died.

 

[Goombella]

733:That is only in Mario Party.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

734. Yeah, I learned the lesson.
735. Saddly, not at the right time :/

 

[Goombella]

736:Blahgrh

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

737. I laughed, dunno why.

 

[Koopayoshi]

738:I thought there was a platform there

 

[Goombella]

739:INVISIBLE BLOCK!!!!!!!!