1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Chivi-chivik]

477: I was going inside Battle Pike, I got lost and I died there of hunger.

 

[PokemonMaster]

478: I got hungry in Destiny Tower, had no apples and lost all my HP eventually.

 

[Krizzy]

479:I wanted it to be fair, so I died when my opponent did.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

480: I bliked for a moment and I saw Mario dead.

 

[PokemonMaster]

481: I touched my Koopa plushie.

 

[Krizzy]

482: Spontaneous combustion!

483: Non-spontaneous combustion!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

484. I was on Shakira's concert.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

485: My lil' bro switched off the console (then I kicked his ass)

 

[Yoshiwaker]

486. I committed suicide.
487. I like watching Mario die.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

487: The Simpsons was going to begin, so I had to switch off.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

488: The Simpsons was going to begin, so I had to switch off.

fix'd.

489. I thought I could jump on Spinys.

 

[MCD]

490. I got too old.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

491: A meteorite got on the console...