1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

449: For take a lot of time Peach refused me and i died automatically...
 
450. I was so bad at it that I was good, and then I died in the game because Goomba stomped me.
 
451: I saw a bird and my eye and nose was itching and my thumbs are numb and I need to go to the bathroom and I want pie.
 
452: My brother was bothering me so I threw him the handheld i was using and something killed me in the game (and I couldn't do anything...)
 
453. Aliens were invading.
454. I was chosen to fight the aliens.
455. I was fighting aliens.
456. I was taking over the aliens.
457. I was eating pie.
 
460: Mario looked badly at me so I made him to fall down somewhere.
 
461: Wario was going to come.
 
462: Mario entered inside a pipe and he finished in Peach bathroom... with Peach inside! Peach expelled him away from there.
 
464: Wario came inside and he farted, so Mario died for fault of the smell.
 
465:I wanted to kill Yoshi instead
 
466: Missigno. came and I got frightened, so I switched off the handheld.
 
467: It was all Wario's fault!
 
469: A Lakitu grabbed Mario and threw him into Outer Space and he died drowned.
 
471: A gulpin came and it ate Mario
 
473:I couldn't understand the game's language.
 
474: The annoying paperclip of Microsoft Office came and asked me if I wanted help for finish the game. I had to answer other annoying questions and I finished to screw the paperclip and falling down from somewhere.
 
475:Look, it is not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I lose the remote. Sometimes, I have to adjust the antenna; and sometimes, my butt itches real bad!
 
476: I saw something awesome in the game and I couldn't react, so something happened and Mario died.
 
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