1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[ralphfan]

337) I got a headache.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I forgot to write 334)

338) I tripped.

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

339: Dang Tactical nuke!
340: I didn't see that Hammer Bro. because of the camera angle
341: I remembered something funny, laughed and then got distracted and died

 

[MCD]

342: I thought that if I jumped down there I could skip to the underground levels.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

342: Damn Kamikaze Grunts.

 

[MCD]

YOU ARE 343.

344:NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scorpion999]

345: A werewolf broke into my house and I had to reach for my rifle with silver bullets.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

346) Before I could do anything I was modkilled

 

[MCD]

347: My love of raccoons drove me to save one from .

Guess who that was referencing.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Me?


348)I wasn't looking at the screen

 

[Mario Fan 123]

349: Poochy pushed me.
350: Yoshi swallowed me.
351: A giant meteor falled at my head.
352: I broke my arm because of it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

353) I tripped