1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

39. I just died, That's all that happened.

40. DO THE MA... Wait, I was playing a video game?
 
41. My sister made me lose all my lives.
42. I was running away from the most easiest boss in the game.
43. TEH INTERNETZ.
 
45.Mussolini was chasing me
46.I felt the sudden urge to lose
47.I wanted to show you how NOT to play videogames
 
50. I barfed on the controller.
51. The ATO held me hostage because they mistaked for a troll.
 
52. I was kidnapped by Obama
53. :posh: distracted me
54. I lost my hand
55. THATS A VIDEO!!!! I DIDNT LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
56. Fresh Prince was in it.
57. The game was tooooo damn fresh for me.
58. I stood there hoping something good would happen and instead I DIED.
 
59- I was bored, so, I made a suicide XD
60- I wanted to see the death scene (specially on resident evil XD)
 
62. FIRE FLOWER
63. It turned out I was in Adobe in Nairobi and I had to run for it without having my Adobe being turned into Windows Movie Maker.
 
Lario said:
62. FIRE FLOWER
63. It turned out I was in Adobe in Nairobi and I had to run for it without having my Adobe being turned into Windows Movie Maker.
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64. I dont like Movie Maker
 
65- the prinnies die with everything in one hit dood
66- I got a meal, but I forgot to pause the game
67- new enemy, let's see how it's death scene (every new enemie on RE series)
68- DON'T SHOW YOUR SPIKES WEN I'M ABOUT TO STOMP YOU :mad:!!!!!
69- I'm weak, time to train with repetitive battles (almost every RPG)
 
70- Oh wow this game is so easy all you have to do is lean left and right while mashing the a button.... WAIT HOW DID THAT GUY CRASH INTO ME
 
71. I stood waiting for something to happen and in the process, lost.
72. I wanted to play a different game but keep my score.
73. The game is fixed to make the player lose.
74. I threw my controller on the floor out of anger and broke it.
75. A nuclear bomb was dropped nearby destroying myself, and everything else within 50 miles.
76. A power surge.
77. "Ooooo, what's that? oh it's a penny".
78. The game frooze.
79. A glitch ruined everything.
 
80. I diad in the real world first.
81. I had to go to the bathroom.
82. I was singing "Der Fueher's Face."
83. I was humming the theme of the Bob the Builder song.
84. I got attacked by a Zombie nazi.
 
86. I got bored so I went onto the internet and watched Mudkip: The Insane Edition, a RickRoll and Ronald McDonald insanity all at once.
 
88. I tried to be the first person to play a video game with my ears.
89. Chuck Norris appeared in the game.
90. I got carried off by singing the Pizza Pie song.
 
91. I forgot to pause it when I went on vacation for a week.
92. The console exploded.
 
94. What? How was I supposed to know that big fat muscular guy with a metallic baseball bat over there whose shirt says "Yes, I want to kill you!" was supposed to kill me?
 
95. I thought you could kill them by running into them! (Mario)
96. I thought you could jump on 'em! (Kirby)
97. I'm just used to the old games... (Sonic)
 
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