Well, the devil went down to Port Town, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind; he was willing to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a tablet and playin' it hot.
And the Devil jumped upon a Grand Prix racer and said "[Digi-]Boy, let me tell you what."
Well, see, that conniving devil, he bet that Digi-Boy a computer made of gold against his soul, on the proposition that whichever one of them had a catchier theme song would win the bet. Ol' devil-fella summoned his demon band and played ol' Daniels' tune, but Digi-Boy's theme started playing, and even the devil himself knew he had to bow out.
Never hurt that Digi-Boy didn't believe in souls to start with...
Since he won the contest, I guess I must vote Digi-Boy instead this month.