Favorite Bowser Quotes (Unmarked Spoilers)

"Are you gonna call me every time the guy blows his nose or something? Sheesh!" TTYD

"Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!" SPM

"If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party." MP5
 
"I am the Swoon Master! The Regent of Romance" - Mario Party Advance

"Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!" - Mario Party 9

"Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!" - Mario Party 9

"What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!" - Mario Party

"STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right." - Forunte Street

"I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!" - Mario Party Island Tour

Also, Baby Luigi is right. Mario Party Bowser is best Bowser. :bowser:
 
"Jealous Mario?"
 
Mcmadness said:
"Jealous Mario?"
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It's the fact that he almost says it coherently that makes it so good.
 
Imagine Bowser saying the "In fact, your outfit isn't even halfway fancy" quote from Odyssey, seeing that you're wearing the Bowser wedding outfit.
 
He doesn't. He says it's awesome.
 
He also compliments Mario (probably sarcastically) if he wears Peach's dress...
 
ThatGuy62 said:
He also compliments Mario (probably sarcastically) if he wears Peach's dress...
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I dunno, he looks pretty good in it....
 
Bowser probably loves how Mario's surprisingly in touch with his feminine side.

I'm sad no one will probably get the reference to Your Name movie.
 
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