Vending machine

[Mister Apple]

BBQ Turtle gets a roll of parcel tape.
Miste Apple inserts a trumpet.

 

[LED42]

Mister Apple gets a tuba.

LED42 inserts a Nintendo 64.

 

[Mister Apple]

LED42 gets a Nintendo 64DD.
Mister Apple inserts a shed.

 

[Czario]

Mister Apple gets a lawnmower. He proceeds to mow the grass near the vending machine.

Luigi 64DD inserts Waluigi's Taco Stand.

 

[LED42]

Luigi 64DD gets Wall-Luigi!

LED42 inserts a P-Switch.

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

LED42 gets a lot of Brick Blocks. Don't worry, they will change back to coins after 10 units of time. Was it seconds, minutes, hours, days, or years?

Yoshi the SSM inserts a mouse (not the animal kind, but the computer kind, as I don't like the animal kind).

 

[Mister Apple]

Yoshi the SSM gets a mouse (the animal kind).
Mister Apple inserts a portal gun.

 

[Koops]

The vending machine disappears. It reappears in front of Koops.

Koops inserts a letter that reads "Mister Apple, putting Portal guns in there won't get you anywhere!" The machine teleports back to Moster Apple.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Koops gets a confused letter from BBQ Turtle saying "What's a Portal gun, and where did this vending machine come from?".
BBQ Turtle inserts a conch shell.

 

[Mister Apple]

BBQ Turtle gets a couch seal, a mysterious hybrid between a sofa and an aquatic mammal.
Mister Apple inserts a letter that reads "Mister Apple, putting Portal guns in there won't get you anywhere" signed by Koops.

 

[LED42]

Mister Apple gets a letter saying: "Use this thing, sweet fruit!", signed by LED42, and a Time Hole.

LED42 inserts a Shroob Key.

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

The vending machine starts shaking. After a while, LED42 gets an all expense paid trip to a Shroobified Toad Town.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a Prima book about the LoZ:BotW game.