Vending machine

[Mister Apple]

BBQ Turtle gets a hideous drawing folder.
Mister Apple inserts a banjo.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Mister Apple gets a kazooie
John inserts a notebook

 

[Mister Apple]

John gets a book.
Mister Apple inserts a spoon.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Mister Apple gets a spork.
BBQ Turtle inserts an ammonite.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The vending machine rumbles a bit, churning the ammonite into slush. After turning on the baking and waiting a good 40-45 minutes, the vending machine pops out a cookie that's shaped suspiciously like a trilobite.

LeftyGreenMario puts a feather of a snowy egret into the machine.

 

[Mister Apple]

LeftyGreenMario gets a snowy egret pie.
Mister Apple inserts a hobbit.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Mister Apple gets a pizza. (Relationship between them? They are both near each other in a text book I am doing homework in.)

Yoshi the SSM inserts a 3DS game that is actually a remake of a Nintendo 64 game called The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

LeftyGreenMario gets a snowy egret pie.

Curse Mr. and Mrs. Twit.

Yoshi the SSM gets another space station, but the space station is all golden and there is a Triforce logo proudly displayed on it.

A majestic beauty to behold. Will you pioneer the space travel for your species and dazzle the alien races?

LeftyGreenMario inserts some Fruit by the Foot.

 

[Mister Apple]

LeftyGreenMario gets disgusting foot cheese.
Mister Apple inserts a potato.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Mister Apple gets french fries.
John inserts buns.

 

[Czario]

John receives a lack of hamburgers (how he went about receiving the lack of something will forever be a mystery).

Luigi 64DD inserts Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese

 

[Occasionally Returns]

John receives a lack of hamburgers (how he went about receiving the lack of something will forever be a mystery).

Until now...

Luigi64DD receives the Sharp Cheddar cheese but now it's shredded.
John inserts Pink Gold Peach

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

John gets a Silver Luigi and praise of all non Pink Gold Peach fans outside the machine. Can't say much about the ones inside.

Yoshi the SSM finally inserts the fifth Pink Coin from Super Mario Maker. I had to make sure it wasn't a fake and I got the right one.

 

[Koops]

Yoshi the SSM gets a key. Now you just need to find out what it's for.

Koops inserts a tostarenan coin.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Koops gets a New Donk City coin.
BBQ Turtle inserts a metre ruler.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

BBQ gets an inch ruler
John inserts flour

 

[Mister Apple]

John gets bread.
Mister Apple inserts a riddle.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

A Sphinx comes out of the vending machine and will now loyally fight by your side. Be careful if your enemies know the riddle, however.

LeftyGreenMario inserts a Tex-Mex taco.

 

[Mister Apple]

LeftyGreenMario gets a wizard called Taako.
Mister Apple inserts a dragon coin.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Mister Apple gets dragon egg.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a picture of the map found in Super Bell Subway.

 

[Mister Apple]

Yoshi the Space Station Manager gets the graffiti wall from Odyssey.
Mister Apple inserts a locked chest. It just needs a key...

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Mister Apple gets the chest back, but now it has been unlocked as it had the key in there. (I don't know what's in it).

Yoshi the SSM insert a Thank you note and then heads to the nearest graffiti and find where I can use the key I got from the vending machine.

 

[Mister Apple]

Yoshi the SSM gets a map to the locked door that the key opens. It seems to be on the opposite side of eight worlds.
Mister Apple inserts a mushroom.

 

[Noct]

Mister Apple receives a ring.

Marie the best squid inserts a lukewarm can of Pepsi.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Marie the best squid gets a frozen can of Pepsi.
BBQ Turtle inserts a spatula.