Vending machine

[Koops]

YtSSM gets the Koopalings. But they are all aiming guns.

Koops inserts love into that heartless machine.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Heartless machine sputters, groans, makes a smoke, and releases a dead Wario.

LeftyGreenMario inserts Donkey Kong's tie into the machine.

 

[Koops]

LeftyGreenMario gets DK chasing after her for putting his tie into the machine.

Koops inserts a wish.

 

[Princess Céline]

Koops gets a merry christmas.

A51 inserts a Giraffatitan.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

A51 gets an even angrier grumble from the machine because it had to Google what a Giraffatitan was too, then gets a note saying "Please stop inserting dinosaurs we haven't heard of, as we only have limited internet", then gets a blue whale skeleton.
BBQ Turtle inserts two baseballs.

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

BBQ Turtle gets Mario Super Sluggers.

Yoshi the SSM inserts (5 smileys)

 

[Pinkie]

Yoshi the SSM receives a real Yoshi.

JL inserts an envelope.

 

[Koops]

J-Luigi gets a reply.

Koops inserts 200 ceecees.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Koops receives a Circuit Special.
BBQ Turtle inserts 1-Up Racing.

 

[Princess Céline]

BBQ Turtle gets Bowser Oil

A51 inserts a croquette

 

[Xiahou Dun]

A terrible, foul odor emanates from the machine. Out pops some Surströmming.

I insert lutefisk into the vending machine.

 

[Princess Céline]

LGM gets lax (Swedish for salmon)

A51 inserts the KGB

 

[Koops]

A51 gets pursued by the sovietic state.

Koops inserts a quiver full of arrows.

 

[Princess Céline]

Koops gets a bow without an arrow

A51 inserts Valentin Zukovsky

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

A51 gets James Bond (after the vending machine did a Bing search (what, that is what I use to search).

the SSM inserts a miniature version of the spaceship, Odyssey.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

the SSM gets an angry Mini Mario.
BBQ Turtle inserts a sticker.

 

[Pinkie]

BBQ Turtle receives Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

JL inserts a DVD.

 

[Koops]

JL gets a reminder that this machine is no DVD player.

Koops inserts The MarioBoards.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The vending machine goes cross-eyed, shudders, and spews out complete mindless junk, a bit of brain matter here and there, and maybe a coin or two.

LeftyGreenMario inserts some salt in the machine and hopes for the best.

 

[Koops]

The Machine coughs out pepper.

Koops inserts a red cap.

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

Koops gets it back. Wondering if something was done to the cap, he puts it on and grows a mustache and has the thoughts of Mario.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a Spiny Shell (a shell from a spiny, not the dreaded Spiny Shell from the Mario Kart series).

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Yoshi the SSM receives the Mario Kart Spiny Shell

FTG inserts the L Emblem Badge

 

[Koops]

FTG gets it back with a W emblem badge. Now Waluigi gets more screen time.

Koops inserts facial hair.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The vending machine coughs and gags from the utter hairiness. All snacks become Pringles in glory of the mustache. Koops also gets a Pringles can.

LeftyGreenMario inserts Waluigi's nose in the machine.

 

[Czario]

LeftyGreenMario gets a Mishapen Hershey's Kiss. Funny, it looks like Waluigi's nose...

Luigi 64DD inserts an Unspecified Object.