What would you do if?

Realize that I can only work one specific job for the rest of my life. (assuming said subject is even applicable for work)

What would you do if real life had random encounters?
 
I dunno. I mean, what can I do with random things?

What would you do if you were a bomb?
 
Blow myself up right next to the wall that separates me from better grades.

What would you do if I didn’t make this thread?
 
Keep posting in the other Forum Games threads... unless you mean someone else created it, in which case, post in their thread.
What would you do if a rubber duck started talking to you?
 
I would freak out and jump out the closest window close to me, then run as far away from my house as I can.

What would you do if the turkey in your refridgerator became alive?
 
Nothing since I don't have a turkey in my refrigerator.

What would you do if you had a Nintendo 64DD?
 
Probably sell it because I don’t have any of its games.

What would you do if just entering the internet would spoil the entirety of Odyssey for those who don’t have it yet. (Btw, stay strong, Nano, we still got a month and a week to go before Christmas. Just hang in there)
 
Get the internet lumberjack to chop it down. (Thanks man, you too. ^^)

What would you do if real life was like a JRPG?
 
grind to my heart's content, restart with a new save and constantly change up my lifestyle

What would you do if you found out one of your friends lost all their memories about you?
 
Throw her out the bathroom window, that's what we do with spiders.
What would you do if a Toad started following you everywhere?