What would you do if?

Try to find Santa's house and ask him for help.

What would you do if you had to never play Mario games ever again?
 
Sue whoever is forbidding me from playing them, so I can play them again; Because it's plain stupid to prohibit someone from playing something as kid-friendly as MARIO.

What would you do if you were forced to have a sleepover with some tween kid who is obsessed with GTA 5 and thinks Nintendo is for babies?
 
sing do the mario until he gives in

what would you do if you were leader-1(he's the silver jet) in this video
 
Shoot a laser before the bad guys get to me.

What would you do if Mario killed you with spaghetti?
 
Be happy that I met Mario, and then wonder what was wrong with that spaghetti.
What would you do if you found yourself locked in a random car?
 
This is as simple as breaking a window, but I don't remember how to get out...

What would you do if everything in real life was plain (in 2D)?
 
Probably wake up and unintentionally launch a pillow at him, or potentially my laptop depending on when I went to sleep.
What would you do if you could only drink orange juice for the rest of your life?
 
Fight the vampire lady that evicted me. (Points to those who get the reference.)

What would you do if you randomly encountered Miyamoto in a elevator?