What would you do if?

[Pinkie]

Probably wouldn't notice because Happy Wheels characters look like regular humans :P

What would you do if you had to live on an uncharted island in the middle of the ocean for a year?

 

[Mister Apple]

Get wifi.
What would you do if you were permabanned from the Super Mario Boards?

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Try and get the ban lifted, and do some hard core Wiki editing in the time being to fill the void.
What would you do if you found yourself stuck in an empty dark room?

 

[Pinkie]

Leave. I hate dark rooms.

What would you do if you had 5,000,000 subscribers on YouTube?

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Feel for a way out.

What would you do if you found out that spirits exist?

 

[Pinkie]

Probably start trying to research them so I could become famous and get a lot of money and live a happy life. I don't know :P

What would you do if you could shapeshift?

 

[Mister Apple]

Shapeshift into a version of myself that isn't hideously ugly.
What would you do if you changed gender?

 

[Koops]

Okay! Where's that doctor? I will need to have a few words with him!

What would you do if you saw a death note that says "I'll strike tonight!"

 

[October Yoshi the SSM]

Probably lock all doors then go to bed that night.

What would you do if Super Mario Odyssey didn't exist.

 

[Pinkie]

Probably nothing, because I would still get a Switch.

What would you do if you learned you could take a drug that would let you live forever, but it would cost you $10,000?

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Find out about other side effects before considering it.

What would you do if you were in the last game you played?

 

[Mister Apple]

Build something.
What would you do if you were Trump?