The joke thread. ( Puns and Wordplay are welcome)

[Princess Céline]

Where did Captain Falcon get his moves from?

Spoiler

They came out of the Big Blue!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

So a guy on Reddit made a 3D printed, magnetic "Settlers of Catan" board.

Now, looking at it, you may be wondering (as I did), "What's with the pie?"

Spoiler

That's the dessert tile.

 

[Princess Céline]

Why does Wolf use Chrome?

Spoiler

He hates FireFox

 

[Polymorph]

What do you call two automobiles that are black and white?

Spoiler

Race cars.

I literally came up with this about a minute before I'm posting it.

 

[Princess Céline]

Why do Norweigans eat so little caviar?

Spoiler

They can't get their tongue in the tube.

 

[Princess Céline]

What is Shulk's favorite keyboard key?

Spoiler

Backslash

 

[Polymorph]

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.

Spoiler

He's never gonna give you Up.

My dad sent me this one.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

My friend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

Spoiler

We went and had some ice cream. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

 

[Princess Céline]

I was thinking of making a Captain Falcon joke, but there's a problem.

Spoiler

I couldn't think of a good punchline.

 

[QuilavaRDSP]

I know why you can't return to Ness's dreams.

Spoiler

It's something Magicant do.

 

[Princess Céline]

Why do some people eat snails?

Spoiler

They don't like fast food!