An Ancient Roman walks into a bar
He sits down and says
"I'll have a martinus please."
"Don't you mean a martini?" The bartender asks
The Ancient Roman replies
"If I wanted a double I would have asked for it."
"So there are 7 caterpillars are out in the harbour."
"Yes, they're all small and what happen to the caterpillars if they don't come back!"
"They all are around, yes you're right. They might be small, and the harbour is big."
A guy and his dad go to a bar. They are both drunk.
"Dad, there's something wrong with this cup of beer."
"What is it, son?"
"It doesn't have a bottom."
"You're right! What kind of a cup is that? Every cup has to have a bottom!"
"That is just so freaking weird! And that annoys me!"
The son inexplicably gets mad and begins hitting the table with all his strength. The cup flips over.