Mario versus FanFiction (lotsa images warning)

It's possible. I think the problem is that you're Luigi in that scene, and Luigi is kind of a doormat who doesn't snark in other people's faces even if they treat him like shit.

But really, the scene wouldn't even be that bad if those two got their just deserts at some later point.
 
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"Like why do we only ever talk with the lights out?"

"It's just a stylistic device meant to distinguish these dialogues from all the other ones. You know, for emphasis? Don't worry about it, Blumiere."

"Oh, that's a relief. I thought maybe it was because you think I'm ugly or something."

"Uhm, hahaha..."
 
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Wow, that felt cathartic. With this horrible portion of the journey over, the rest will be just... peachy.

I can't wait to see what this new beautiful day has in store!

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NEVER DOGGONE MIND!

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I'm not sure what the point of Tippi's weird addendum is. Like, "Oh, she totally said that" is the sort of thing you say when you're making stuff up. But here, everything she is saying lines up with what Merlee herself told us.

Maybe Tippi didn't actually listen and IS making it all up, and she's just getting lucky with the guess. I know I wouldn't blame her.

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Statement of the century. Cocking brilliant.

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Tippi apparently can't take these moronic statements anymore and is desperately trying to change the subject.

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Looks like the great shipping-powered sky rift has gotten bigger. Bleck must be writing some particularly bizarre lemons right now.

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Great, so maybe stop stating obvious facts and let us get on with the whole world-saving thing then.

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One of these things will accomplish something.

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This better be something useful.

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You are eluded by the meaning of "the man in green".

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...

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Leave.

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For fuck's sake, you can't be actually serious with this.
 
"The prophecy told of four heroes, and we all know Pixls aren't qualified to be heroes because who cares about them. Let's find the other two."


RUDE. But accurate. BUT STILL RUDE.
 
add merlon to worst character award next year y/n?
 
why not