What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

[Icemario]

Personally, I follow off what I do before bed and read more of whatever book I've been reading.

 

[Pinkie]

Pet my cat, who's usually on my bed when I wake up.

 

[freakworld]

get out of my bed

 

[fantanoice]

Turn off my alarm

 

[Uniju]

go back to sleep

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

feel awful about being awake

 

[Walkazo]

Depending on the situation, I either...

*go back to sleep
*get dressed
*turn off the alarm, followed by 1 or 2
*run naked into the next room and pick up the bloody phone, followed by 1 or 2

Some days, I do all of the above.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Probably get up and take a piss.

 

[Pikman]

I just look outside my window and watch the birds.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

look at a pic of lily on my phone and remember im a lucky piece of shit

 

[TPG]

play Pokemon picross and rake in those daily rewards

 

[RandomYoshi]

I realise that I exist and understand what an epic meme that is, and then my head gets filled with maths.