why do you think bowser kidnaps peach

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Magikrazy

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i think bowser kidnaps peach so mario can come to his castle and fight him

its not for power
 
Bowser kidnaps Peach because he can and he's bored
 
Bowser kidnaps Peach for fun and so Mario risks his life for a piece of cake.
 
Well, experiencing death isn't pleasant for Mario either way. But I guess it's worth it because he always has that happy face.
 
Why would he want to fight Mario though? Everytime they fight, Bowser's Castle gets destroyed or ends up having to make some sort of repairs. Castle rebuilding and medical bills and whatever other expenses can't be cheap even in a world with infinite gold coins.
 
Donatello said:
Why would he want to fight Mario though? Everytime they fight, Bowser's Castle gets destroyed or ends up having to make some sort of repairs. Castle rebuilding and medical bills and whatever other expenses can't be cheap even in a world with infinite gold coins.
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He helps sponsor Mario Party events.
 
- so players can have a fun little platforming romp
- because it's better than kidnapping daisy
- because why not?
 
because he's butthurt that mario gets more attention from peach then he does

although i dont blame bowser for kidnapping peach, i probably would too
 
Umi Sonoda said:
because he's butthurt that mario gets more attention from peach then he does

although i dont blame bowser for kidnapping peach, i probably would too
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So you want to frighten the crap out of her? I think inviting her to a cake contest is a lot nicer, don't you think?

Donatello said:
But he's putting his "employees" and children son in harm's way all for a little "fun".
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Bowser is a reckless guy.
 
Why doesn't Wario ever kidnap Peach?

Wario has a money fetish, he's an evil Mario, Mario likes Peach, Wario kidnapping Peach would make Mario unhappy, therefore this should add up to Wario kidnapping Peach, even if its just once. Yet that incredibly simple thought has never crossed Wario's severely underused brain.
 
Donatello said:
Why doesn't Wario ever kidnap Peach?

Wario has a money fetish, he's an evil Mario, Mario likes Peach, Wario kidnapping Peach would make Mario unhappy, therefore this should add up to Wario kidnapping Peach, even if its just once. Yet that incredibly simple thought has never crossed Wario's severely underused brain.
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Because if Wario kidnaps Peach, everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom will rise up and try to kill him. After all, he's the prime target in Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Sports Mix, Mario Strikers, Fortune Street, and many, many more. Unlike Bowser, Wario says "D'oh I missed" when he dies, which is always hilarious for every Mario character.

In my world, anyway.
 
So you want to frighten the crap out of her? I think inviting her to a cake contest is a lot nicer, don't you think?
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well it'd be more nice about it i guess

it'd escort her or something, that better?
 
Well, yeah, I figured if you like her a lot, you'd do that instead, right?
 
ThreeThousand said:
- so players can have a fun little platforming romp
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the true reason
 
Because he has the hots for her. Thats the well established reason.

He wants to rule the world as well but she's always irrelevant to obtaining that goal.
 
if bowser wanted to marry peach wouldnt he actually put some effort into keeping mario out
 
May be the following:
1.World(actually Mushroom Kingdom) domination.
2.cake.
3. He loves Peach.
4. A bait for Mario so he can kill him.
PERHAPS:
5. So Peach can take care of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr.
 
DragonFreak said:
Hold on I am getting an expert. Don't go throwing out all your clearly wrong theories until s/he get here.
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Ok sure, why not. I have a day off and getting chased with pitchforks and torches sounds like a bangup plan!

I have totally theorized about exactly this strange scenario before and here is my completely factual, 100% truthful analysis of the fascinating enigma that is the Mario-Peach-Bowser love triangle:

Gabumon said:
Princess Peach is not as softspoken and well-adjusted as she appears to be. In reality, the castle life bores her tremendously. Especially because she is constantly surrounded by Toads, the most boring species in the entire Mushroom universe, a species so dull that no non-Toads can withstand prolonged exposure to them without being bored to the point of insanity.

As a result of her life in this golden cage of boredom, Peach has secretly developed a desire for excitement and a taste for thrills. Basically everything that breaks some societal rule is fair game. That's why she sabotages her own defenses and allows Bowser to kidnap her every weekend so Mario can save her. She's addicted to the adrenaline rush. Plus, from her point of view it's like having two boyfriends at once, which is so deliciously forbidden that the entirety of Toad Town would collectively explode if they ever found out.

However, the feeling is not mutual, it's all in Peach's head. Neither Mario nor Bowser care much about Peach beyond her being a convenient tool to further their own agendas. In truth, Mario and Bowser have subconscious crushes on each other, but they force themselves not to acknowledge this due to the pressure both of their respective societies put on them, as well as due to the values they were raised on. The entire spiel of Peach getting abducted all the time and Mario being the shining hero that saves her is a twisted courtship ritual between the two. This is also why Bowser's plans always have exploitable holes: He subconsciously wants Mario to succeed so he can try again and thus they continue their bizarre relationship.
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So yup, OP is absolutely correct.
 
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