The Perplex Express is a peaceful
ride!, or is it?. When everyone on the
train gets killed one by one, Luigi
has to find the killer or he will be
killed!
Mario: The Perplex Express
Luigi: The Queen of the Tracks
Wiggler: Only the Rich can afford it
Baby Yoshi: We're lucky Wiggler comes from
a rich family
Goombella: I can't wait to get on!
Luigi and Co.:
*Gets onto Train*
???: Come on daddy!, we're gonna miss our ride!
???: But there was Bacon Bugers!
Luigi: Mushroom King and Peach?
Peach:
*Boards train along with Mushroom King*
Mushroom King: I really hope there's Bacon on this 10-Hour
Trip
Peach: I'm sure there will be
Iggy and A.M.Y:
*Boards Train*
All: WHAT!?
A.M.Y: Oh no...
Iggy: N3 2015, I got invited
Luigi: You got invited to the Electronics Expo!?
Iggy: Me and A.M.Y
Toad:
*Enters Train Holding Briefcase
and wearing Tuxedo*
Wiggler: Toad, you look sharp
Toad: Buisnesss Trip
The Perplex Express is now leaving for
Sunnydale Airport
*Train leaves station*
2 Hours Laytor
Toad: This Tie is a noose...
Baby Yoshi:
*Plays on 3DS*
Luigi: Look at the brightside guys, once we arive
at Isle Delfino, we can sit down and relax
Peach: I can't wait to have fun in the sun
Toad: Easy for you to say, I have to go to Koopa
City for finance meetings
Iggy: Me and A.M.Y have to go to
Fire Flower Bay for E3, I can't wait for more
info on
Super Mario Maker!
A.M.Y: And we get to meet Shigeru Miyamoto!
Mushroom King: I gotta use the Bathroom
Peach: Don't forget your diapers, dad!
Mushroom King:
*Enters Bathroom* GAAAAAAAAH!!
Peach: DADDY!
*Is About to open door*
Mario: Wait!
*knocks on door* don't be rude
Peach: I DON'T CARE!
*Busts Door open only to
find a Turban and a puddle of Toilet Water*
Luigi: EEEEEEK!!
Iggy:
Wait, it's impossible to flush somebody down the
toilet unless if it's a work of fiction!
A.M.Y:
wait...Oh God Donut!, i forgot my nail file!, well
that goes to another week of accidental curtain shopping
Toad: BLOODY HECK!
Mario: A note
*Reads note* Hello, I am the killer, One of you
is the killer, now find out who's the killer, it's pretty obvious
who it is
*points at Iggy*
Iggy: What?!, WHY ME!?
Mario:
*Grabs Iggy*
Mario: Don't worry Iggy, it's just a couple of months
in jail!
A.M.Y:
*Punches Mario*
Mario: You little piece of-
Toad:
*Gets Tie stuck in door* HELP!
Luigi: I'll get you out!
*Opens Door and Toad falls out*
Baby Yoshi: EEEEEEEEK!!
Goombella: We lost Toad and Mushroom King...All we know
it's not Iggy or A.M.Y
Luigi: I think there's some books in the front car, Maybe they
could help us
Goombella: I'll go in there, along with Iggy
Iggy: Fine
In the Front Car
Goombella: Look for Crime and Forensic Books
Iggy: Found some
Goombella: Good job!
*Bookcase is falling toward Goombella*
Iggy: NOOOOO!!
*Pushes Goombella but gets crushed by bookshelf*
Goombella: GU-
*Door Closes by itself*
Luigi: She's trapped in there!
*Busts door open*
*Goombella is in book illustration*
A.M.Y: No...no...no...Master Iggy...
*picks up Iggy's dropped glasses*
A.M.Y: Why...WHY!?
*Cries*
Luigi: Goombella...
Wiggler: we can't be alone, this time we stick together
Mario: Hmm...I still believe it's A.M.Y
A.M.Y:
Shut up...
Mario: What
A.M.Y: I SAID SHUT UP!
*Punches Mario* You dom't
know how it's like losing the only person who cares
about you no matter what...you're the reason why he's
like this...I swear...i always wanted to kill you...Iggy
cared about me...
Laytor
Luigi: Hour 5, Iggy, Goombella, Mushroom King, and Toad
are dead, Peach is in shock, A.M.Y is in tears, Mario in anger,
and Wiggler is in extreme gluttony...
Baby Yoshi: God Donut, my 3DS Lost Battery...Now what's
going on?
Peach: Hard to believe he did'nt notice the last
3 murders
Wiggler:
*Eats large pile of food*
Mario: Mamma Mia...You're eating a lot
Wiggler: I do it when i'm scared...
*barfs* Horray for
regurgitation!
Luigi: Hey A.M.Y
A.M.Y: Hey Luigi...
Luigi: You're the only one who knows my name!?
A.M.Y: Sometimes i'm a bit of an upstanding woman
Luigi:
*Blushes*
A.M.Y: I know everyone likes Mario more than you but..
I like you more than that chili pepper
Mario: I swear i would-
A.M.Y: Awww shaddup, Red Luigi!!
Mario: You little, Have you lost your mind!?
*Glass
Bottle falls onto Mario's head and he accidentally
stumbles out a window*
Wiggler: Holy-
HONK
Wiggler: -He fell out!
A.M.Y: You know Luigi, i always had a bit of a crush
on you
*kisses Luigi*
Wiggler: What will we-
*chokes*
Peach: Anyone know the Hiemlich!?
A.M.Y: I DO!
*Does the Hiemlich on Wiggler but
is too late* No...I swear...i just...NO!
Luigi: We should give her some time by herself
*Goes into
other car along with Peach and Baby Yoshi*
A.M.Y: Wiggler...
*Dark figure with large knife is sneaking
up to her* I always loved y-
*Gets impaled by knife*
uhhhh...
*parts are flying all over the place*
A.M.Y: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Luigi:
*Trips on spring* Oh no...
Peach: It's just the three of us
*Train goes through tunnel and Peach & Baby Yoshi are gone*
King Boo: My work here is almost done...
Luigi: King Boo!
King Boo: Yes you know me!
*Holds Bottle* All of
your friend's souls are in this bottle
King Boo: now you can't stop me!
Luigi:
*Holds Bottle*
King Boo: Oh, i should've noticed!
Luigi:
*Opens Bottle amd everyone is back to normal*
King Boo: Oh no
*Punching noises are coming from Train Car*
*King Boo blasts off*
at the train station
All:
*Leaves train*
*Blade points toward Luigi*
The End?