After so many fauled attempts, Bowser tries one thing to beat the Mario Bros. and it all starts with a bit of love...and hatred
Bowser:
*Is hiding behind bush holding potion* Ok Koopenhiemer...use the potion right...One time use...
Mario: Is'nt today beautiful?
Peach: It sure is
Bowser:
*Sprays potion onto Peach and hides*
Mario: Huh?
Peach: you know Mario, i think...i'm done...
Mario: What do you mean by?
Peach: I mean, there's a lot more other people i can love BESIDES you
Mario: You mean?
Peach: We're through!
Bowser: YES!, I DID IT!
*Chain chomp walks toward Bush and tilts*
Bowser: Oh no, DO-
*Trickling noise*
Bowser: YOU GOT IT ALL OVER ME!
Laytor
*knocks on Door*
Peach:
*Opens door*
Mario:
*Plays Guitar* We love each other!, and you think we should'nt oughta!
Peach:
*Slams Door*
Laytor
Peach:
*Puts on Makeup*
*Mario climbs up ladder into window*
Mario: Remember when i done this in High School?
Peach:
*Tips ladder over causing Mario to fall*
Mario: I landed in manure!
Peach: Hm...
*Grabs TV and drops it out window*
Mario: OUCH!, Ooo, is that the news?
Laytor
Waiter: What will your order be?
Mushroom King: Lobster Bacon
Peach: Mushroom Meal Deluxe
Waiter: Would you like a kiss with that?
Peach: Huh?, Mario!!
Waiter: CRAP!, SHE KNOWS!
*Jumps out window*
Mushroom King: My Lobster Bacon...
Peach: Let's go somewhere else Mario-free
The Next Day
Mario:
*Is under sink eating Ice Cream*
Luigi: Mario...Come on!, I can get over my relationships!
Wiggler: Pfft, Dating is dumb!, I'd rather be alone
*Talks on phone* Call me later!!!!
Luigi: Just find somebody who will love you!
Mario: I have an idea!
At Bowser's Castle
Bowser:
*Shows poorly drawn drawings on Chalkboard* The plan is simple Kamek!, I tell Iggy to make a Sprayable Anti-Love Potion, Mario gets depressed, come to me for help, i destroy him, and i take over the mushroom kingdom, Simple!
Kamek: Did you draw that?, it looks like something a 2-year old would draw
*Door opens*
Mario: Bowser, Can you?
Bowser: Help Peach get back together with you?
Mario: How did you know?
Bowser: It was on the news
Mario: So can you help me?
Bowser: Yes i can
*Hits Mario with a mallet, knocking him unconsious*
6 Hours Laytor
Mario: Huh?...where...am i?
*Is tied in chair*
*Chair is hanging above a pot of acid*
Bowser: You really though i would help you, huh?
Mario: You monster!
Bowser: I played a large role!
Mario: Somebody will come!
Bowser: Yeah!, Who-
*Gets knocked out*
Peach:
*Holds baseball bat* Saved-
*Gets grabbed by Bowser*
Bowser: Ok Mario, Enjoy death!, or Peach will join you too!
Mario:
*Unties rope and jumps off chair to defeat Bowser*
Laytor
Peach: that was fun!
Mario: I wonder what was causing you to hate me!
Clawdia: Bowser, what-
*Potion falls onto Clawdia* We're through
The End
