The Super Shroomy Stories (SERIES REBOOT)
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Re: The Super Shroomy Stories
*Eats Toast*
Ba-dum-tsssss
Shy Guy: What's wrong?
Goomba: My ears
Bob-Omb: Ouchies...
Wendy: MY MAKEUP IS MISSING!, I CAN'T LIVE!
Wendy: Look how Ugly my nails look!
Shy Guy: Do you think we care?
Wendy: *Throws Shy Guy out window*
Wendy: WE NEED TO FIND THE PERSON WHO
DONE IT!
Goomba: You can live without Makeup!
30 Seconds Laytor
A.M.Y: *Puts on Lipstick*
Wendy: MINE! *Lunges at A.M.Y*
A.M.Y: GAAAAAAAH!! *Jumps onto ceiling* Hmm, i can
still climb on ceilings!, NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Wendy: Can i have your makeup?
A.M.Y: I'm busy!
Goomba: *Notices Writing on Makeup box*
Wendy and the Minion Trio: *Leaves*
In the Main Hallway
Wendy: *Cries* I want my makeup...
Goomba: NOBODY CARES!
Wendy: SHUT UP! *Breathes Fire onto Goomba*
Goomba: Ouch...
Bob-Omb: Who stole the makeup!
Wendy: I have an idea!
Laytor
Wendy: Daddy, can you drive me to the store?
Bowser: Use your clown car!
Wendy: It's broken!, All of them are!
Bowser: IGGY!?!?!?!?
Wendy: Can you?
Bowser: FINE!
At the Mall
Wendy: Buy me that, that, that, that
1 Day Laytor
Wendy: that, that that
Bowser: *Jumps out Window*
Wendy: Mommy...SOMEBODY STOLE ME MAKEUP!
Clawdia: Acctually, A.M.Y is using it
Wendy: WHAT!?
In the Lab
Iggy: Nitro Mushroom Acid
A.M.Y: *Hands Liquid*
Goomba: We apologize for this Master Iggy and A.M.Y
Shy Guy: Yeah...it's better to move 5 inches to the left
A.M.Y: *Moves 5 Inches to the left*
Wendy: GIVE ME MY MAKEUP! *Lunges at A.M.Y and
they both fall out a window*
Wendy: *Punches A.M.Y and rips parts of her costume off*
A.M.Y: YOU LITTLE! *Pins Wendy*
Wendy: *Throws A.M.Y*
A.M.Y: *Claws Protract and Scratches Wendy*
A.M.Y: YOU LIKE THIS!? *Grabs Wendy be the next, starts grinning
menacingly, and is about to bite Wendy*
Bowser: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Wendy: Uhhhh...
Bowser: You're grounded young lady!
1 Week Laytor
Wendy: Although Daddy grounded me and told
me to stay in my room for 20 Years...at least
i got my makeup
Wendy: *Opens case and reads note* You suck, i stole
your makeup and you would've got it if it were'nt for the meddling
koopa being an idiot
Wendy: *Censor Bleep* you, A.M.Y!
The End
Yes!, I like to make a toast!Magikrazy said:
*Eats Toast*
Ba-dum-tsssss
Wendy: EEEEEEEEEEEK!!
Shy Guy: What's wrong?
Goomba: My ears
Bob-Omb: Ouchies...
Wendy: MY MAKEUP IS MISSING!, I CAN'T LIVE!
Wendy: Look how Ugly my nails look!
Shy Guy: Do you think we care?
Wendy: *Throws Shy Guy out window*
Wendy: WE NEED TO FIND THE PERSON WHO
DONE IT!
Goomba: You can live without Makeup!
30 Seconds Laytor
A.M.Y: *Puts on Lipstick*
Wendy: MINE! *Lunges at A.M.Y*
A.M.Y: GAAAAAAAH!! *Jumps onto ceiling* Hmm, i can
still climb on ceilings!, NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Wendy: Can i have your makeup?
A.M.Y: I'm busy!
Goomba: *Notices Writing on Makeup box*
Wendy and the Minion Trio: *Leaves*
In the Main Hallway
Wendy: *Cries* I want my makeup...
Goomba: NOBODY CARES!
Wendy: SHUT UP! *Breathes Fire onto Goomba*
Goomba: Ouch...
Bob-Omb: Who stole the makeup!
Wendy: I have an idea!
Laytor
Wendy: Daddy, can you drive me to the store?
Bowser: Use your clown car!
Wendy: It's broken!, All of them are!
Bowser: IGGY!?!?!?!?
Wendy: Can you?
Bowser: FINE!
At the Mall
Wendy: Buy me that, that, that, that
1 Day Laytor
Wendy: that, that that
Bowser: *Jumps out Window*
Wendy: Mommy...SOMEBODY STOLE ME MAKEUP!
Clawdia: Acctually, A.M.Y is using it
Wendy: WHAT!?
In the Lab
Iggy: Nitro Mushroom Acid
A.M.Y: *Hands Liquid*
Goomba: We apologize for this Master Iggy and A.M.Y
Shy Guy: Yeah...it's better to move 5 inches to the left
A.M.Y: *Moves 5 Inches to the left*
Wendy: GIVE ME MY MAKEUP! *Lunges at A.M.Y and
they both fall out a window*
Wendy: *Punches A.M.Y and rips parts of her costume off*
A.M.Y: YOU LITTLE! *Pins Wendy*
Wendy: *Throws A.M.Y*
A.M.Y: *Claws Protract and Scratches Wendy*
A.M.Y: YOU LIKE THIS!? *Grabs Wendy be the next, starts grinning
menacingly, and is about to bite Wendy*
Bowser: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Wendy: Uhhhh...
Bowser: You're grounded young lady!
1 Week Laytor
Wendy: Although Daddy grounded me and told
me to stay in my room for 20 Years...at least
i got my makeup
Wendy: *Opens case and reads note* You suck, i stole
your makeup and you would've got it if it were'nt for the meddling
koopa being an idiot
Wendy: *Censor Bleep* you, A.M.Y!
The End
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What direction is gravity supposed to be again?
Re: The Super Shroomy Stories
Karmek Would be ProudToy Bonnie said:
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Re: The Super Shroomy Stories
He can look just like me!
it!
A.M.Y: You want Coffee?
Iggy: Sure *Pours Coffee onto eyes* That's better
Laytor
Iggy: *Does setup on Machine*
A.M.Y: Who will be the test subject
Chompy: Bark! *Leaves and comes back, dragging
Morton* Bark!
Iggy: Good boy!
Iggy: *Presses Button*
FLASH!
Iggy: It works!, Use it on me!
A.M.Y: As you say so
FLASH!
The next day
Wiggler: *Adjusts Bowtie* I wear this all the time!
Baby Yoshi: Even whem you sleep
Wiggler: *leaves*
Wiggler: A Candy Trail! *Eats Candy Trail*
At Bowser's Castle
Wiggler: Yum yum!...wait...either it's the Gumballs or
I'M IN BOWSER'S CASTLE!
Blob of Slime (That looks a lot like Iggy): That's right...
Wiggler: IGGY!?
Blob of Slime: Yup...and it'll work just fine! *Shapeshifts into
Wiggler*
Iggy: UYAYAKAKAKA!, I'M YOU!
Wiggler: You little! *Runs toward Iggy but gets grabbed by A.M.Y*
Baby Yoshi: *Enters* Wiggler! *Fights Iggy/Wiggler*
Wiggler: You know...how does this make you mad? *Takes off
A.M.Y's bow*
A.M.Y: YOU LIKE THAT, HUH!?....HOW ABOUT THIS!, I GET
SOMETHING RIPPED OFF!, YOU GET SOMETHING RIPPED OFF!
CHOMP!
Wiggler: *Collapses but punches A.M.Y unconsious*
Mario: *Kicks Door open* Oh no...I'm too late *Baby Yoshi, Wiggler, Iggy
and A.M.Y are unconsious*
Laytor that day
Luigi: Who's the real one?
Wiggler 2: UYAYAKAKAKA!...Oh crap...
The End
He can look just like me!
Iggy: *Writes on Book* It's possible!, I know
it!
A.M.Y: You want Coffee?
Iggy: Sure *Pours Coffee onto eyes* That's better
Laytor
Iggy: *Does setup on Machine*
A.M.Y: Who will be the test subject
Chompy: Bark! *Leaves and comes back, dragging
Morton* Bark!
Iggy: Good boy!
Iggy: *Presses Button*
FLASH!
Iggy: It works!, Use it on me!
A.M.Y: As you say so
FLASH!
The next day
Wiggler: *Adjusts Bowtie* I wear this all the time!
Baby Yoshi: Even whem you sleep
Wiggler: *leaves*
Wiggler: A Candy Trail! *Eats Candy Trail*
At Bowser's Castle
Wiggler: Yum yum!...wait...either it's the Gumballs or
I'M IN BOWSER'S CASTLE!
Blob of Slime (That looks a lot like Iggy): That's right...
Wiggler: IGGY!?
Blob of Slime: Yup...and it'll work just fine! *Shapeshifts into
Wiggler*
Iggy: UYAYAKAKAKA!, I'M YOU!
Wiggler: You little! *Runs toward Iggy but gets grabbed by A.M.Y*
Baby Yoshi: *Enters* Wiggler! *Fights Iggy/Wiggler*
Wiggler: You know...how does this make you mad? *Takes off
A.M.Y's bow*
A.M.Y: YOU LIKE THAT, HUH!?....HOW ABOUT THIS!, I GET
SOMETHING RIPPED OFF!, YOU GET SOMETHING RIPPED OFF!
CHOMP!
Wiggler: *Collapses but punches A.M.Y unconsious*
Mario: *Kicks Door open* Oh no...I'm too late *Baby Yoshi, Wiggler, Iggy
and A.M.Y are unconsious*
Laytor that day
Luigi: Who's the real one?
Wiggler 2: UYAYAKAKAKA!...Oh crap...
The End
Paper Iggy Koopa
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My eyes!, The paint stings!
King Boo: What the? *Gets hit by a paintball* WHO'S DOING
THAT!?
Bully: Yo Dad!, I think you got the picture!
Ba-dum-tsssss
King Boo: WHAT ARE YOU-*Gets hit by paintball in the eye*
In the Hospital
Dr. Toadley: You'll be just fine, you'll just see green
dots from time to time
King Boo: Bully...What are you doing
Bully: Splatoon!, A New Paintball gun released by Derp!
King Boo: GIVE ME THAT!
Bully: *Shoots King Boo with Paint Gun*
At the Mansion
King Boo: Okay!, Aunt Bowetta is visiting!, so be on your
best behavior!
Lucy: I hate Aunt Bowetta
Boogly: Ewww...She's so BLEUGH!
Fatty: I'll hide my fried Mushroom!
Bully: C'mere *Goes into bedroom*
Boo Kids: *Follows Bully*
Laytor
Aunt Bowetta: Ok Boomerie!, Make me a Sandwhich!
King Boo: Don't call me Boomerie!
Aunt Bowetta: Now where's Datty, Poopy, Looger, and Fussy?
Aunt Bowetta: WHERE'S THE REST OF THE DIALOUGE!? *Gets hit
by tons of paintballs and runs away*
King Boo: WHAT DO YOU *Censor Bleep* WANT FROM ME??!
Lucy: *Holds Paintball Pistol*
Bully: *Holds Paintball Rifle*
Boogly: *Holds Paintball Semiautomatic*
Fatty: *Holds Paintball Launcher*
King Boo: ...
At Mushroom High School
Mr. Rotch: Okay, so how excited were you to
hit your senior year?, Mr. Iggy Koopa?
Iggy: My Dad said i should go back to school...I
SKIPPED GRADES!
*While Mr. Rotch is talking, Lucy takes out her paintball gun*
Mr. Rotch: Okay, Miss Lucy Boo?
Lucy: PAINTBALL TIME! *Shoots Paintballs*
In the Office
Principal Hugandkiss: How is Amanda Hugandkiss a funny name!?
Lucy: *Chuckles*
King Boo: Sorry Amanda...My Daughter has never
acted like this!
Back at the Mansion
King Boo: No Daughter of mine should-*Gets pummled by Paintballs*
The End
My eyes!, The paint stings!
King Boo: *Goes outside and grabs newspaper only to get hit by a paintball*
King Boo: What the? *Gets hit by a paintball* WHO'S DOING
THAT!?
Bully: Yo Dad!, I think you got the picture!
Ba-dum-tsssss
King Boo: WHAT ARE YOU-*Gets hit by paintball in the eye*
In the Hospital
Dr. Toadley: You'll be just fine, you'll just see green
dots from time to time
King Boo: Bully...What are you doing
Bully: Splatoon!, A New Paintball gun released by Derp!
King Boo: GIVE ME THAT!
Bully: *Shoots King Boo with Paint Gun*
At the Mansion
King Boo: Okay!, Aunt Bowetta is visiting!, so be on your
best behavior!
Lucy: I hate Aunt Bowetta
Boogly: Ewww...She's so BLEUGH!
Fatty: I'll hide my fried Mushroom!
Bully: C'mere *Goes into bedroom*
Boo Kids: *Follows Bully*
Laytor
Aunt Bowetta: Ok Boomerie!, Make me a Sandwhich!
King Boo: Don't call me Boomerie!
Aunt Bowetta: Now where's Datty, Poopy, Looger, and Fussy?
Aunt Bowetta: WHERE'S THE REST OF THE DIALOUGE!? *Gets hit
by tons of paintballs and runs away*
King Boo: WHAT DO YOU *Censor Bleep* WANT FROM ME??!
Lucy: *Holds Paintball Pistol*
Bully: *Holds Paintball Rifle*
Boogly: *Holds Paintball Semiautomatic*
Fatty: *Holds Paintball Launcher*
King Boo: ...
At Mushroom High School
Mr. Rotch: Okay, so how excited were you to
hit your senior year?, Mr. Iggy Koopa?
Iggy: My Dad said i should go back to school...I
SKIPPED GRADES!
*While Mr. Rotch is talking, Lucy takes out her paintball gun*
Mr. Rotch: Okay, Miss Lucy Boo?
Lucy: PAINTBALL TIME! *Shoots Paintballs*
In the Office
Principal Hugandkiss: How is Amanda Hugandkiss a funny name!?
Lucy: *Chuckles*
King Boo: Sorry Amanda...My Daughter has never
acted like this!
Back at the Mansion
King Boo: No Daughter of mine should-*Gets pummled by Paintballs*
The End
Paper Iggy Koopa
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Re: The Super Shroomy Stories
Who's your favorite atagonist and why?
Roy: You put BJ up for adoption!?
Ludwig: I got a new paino!?
Iggy: You're stupid!?
Bowser: NO!, We're going on a road trip!, Pack you bags?
Laytor
Bowser: All Suitcases packed
Morton: Here's mine, ithasatonofitemssoyouhaveto-*Gets hit by shovel
and is stuffed into suitcase*
Bowser: *Gets in Car and turns it on*
Bowser: Let's go!
Clawdia: Where's Morton?
Bowser: Uhhhh...He does'nt wanna go
Clawdia: Who will watch the castle?
Bowser: Iggy told me that A.M.Y robot will do it
Inside the Castle
A.M.Y: *Looks out Window and Car leaves* CLEAR!
*Party is being set up*
On the Highway
Bowser: Nobody better ruin this!
Clawdia: Do you wanna go to Mushroom
World or The Super Mario Speedway?
Roy: Mushroom World is so girly!
Lemmy: I don't wanna go there!
Wendy: MUSHROOM WORLD!
Laytor
Wendy: *Has Mushroom-themed clothing* Yay!
Bowser: Now let's go to The Super Mario Speedway
At the Super Mario Speedway
All (Except Lemmy): *Goes through Rotating Glass
Door*
Lemmy: What the? *Can't push Spinning Glass Door*
Idiot of the Week goes to Lemmy Koopa!
Last Week it went to Wiggler Von Glutenhosen
Wiggler: Flour...hmmm...*Grabs Flower and puts it into
batter*
At the Speedway
Announcer: Who will Win MushroomKart 2015!?
Clawdia: 32!, 32!
Roy: Who cares about 32!?...32!, 32!
Announcer: Oh no!, A Tire is launching into the bleachers!
Iggy: *Gets hit by Tire*
On the Highway
Radio: Turned out a Great Day turned out to be a
Big Loser!
Bowser: *Hits Head on Steering Wheel*
*Car stops*
Clawdia: I think we have too much Luggage
Bowser: I'll be back *Leaves, Opens Trunk, and throws out
suitcase*
Bowser: *Restarts Car* There
Clawdia: Let's eat, Who wants Chips?
Roy: Me
Ludwig: Me
Clawdia: Sandwhich?
Iggy: Me
Lemmy: Me
Clawdia: Pudding?
Wendy: *Opens Pudding Cup and it explodes*
Bowser: I CAN'T SEE!! *Accidentally Drives Car
off Cliff*
The End
Sorry if the fanfictions are short. I've been runnimg out
of ideas for the plot lately.
Who's your favorite atagonist and why?
Bowser: Good news!
Roy: You put BJ up for adoption!?
Ludwig: I got a new paino!?
Iggy: You're stupid!?
Bowser: NO!, We're going on a road trip!, Pack you bags?
Laytor
Bowser: All Suitcases packed
Morton: Here's mine, ithasatonofitemssoyouhaveto-*Gets hit by shovel
and is stuffed into suitcase*
Bowser: *Gets in Car and turns it on*
Bowser: Let's go!
Clawdia: Where's Morton?
Bowser: Uhhhh...He does'nt wanna go
Clawdia: Who will watch the castle?
Bowser: Iggy told me that A.M.Y robot will do it
Inside the Castle
A.M.Y: *Looks out Window and Car leaves* CLEAR!
*Party is being set up*
On the Highway
Bowser: Nobody better ruin this!
Clawdia: Do you wanna go to Mushroom
World or The Super Mario Speedway?
Roy: Mushroom World is so girly!
Lemmy: I don't wanna go there!
Wendy: MUSHROOM WORLD!
Laytor
Wendy: *Has Mushroom-themed clothing* Yay!
Bowser: Now let's go to The Super Mario Speedway
At the Super Mario Speedway
All (Except Lemmy): *Goes through Rotating Glass
Door*
Lemmy: What the? *Can't push Spinning Glass Door*
Idiot of the Week goes to Lemmy Koopa!
Last Week it went to Wiggler Von Glutenhosen
Wiggler: Flour...hmmm...*Grabs Flower and puts it into
batter*
At the Speedway
Announcer: Who will Win MushroomKart 2015!?
Clawdia: 32!, 32!
Roy: Who cares about 32!?...32!, 32!
Announcer: Oh no!, A Tire is launching into the bleachers!
Iggy: *Gets hit by Tire*
On the Highway
Radio: Turned out a Great Day turned out to be a
Big Loser!
Bowser: *Hits Head on Steering Wheel*
*Car stops*
Clawdia: I think we have too much Luggage
Bowser: I'll be back *Leaves, Opens Trunk, and throws out
suitcase*
Bowser: *Restarts Car* There
Clawdia: Let's eat, Who wants Chips?
Roy: Me
Ludwig: Me
Clawdia: Sandwhich?
Iggy: Me
Lemmy: Me
Clawdia: Pudding?
Wendy: *Opens Pudding Cup and it explodes*
Bowser: I CAN'T SEE!! *Accidentally Drives Car
off Cliff*
The End
of ideas for the plot lately.
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Morton: KAMMY!
Kamek: GAAAAAH!!
KABOOOOOM!!
Kamek: DON'T CALL ME KAMMY!
Morton: Can you fix my wand?
Kamek: THAT'S THE 13TH TIME TODAY!
Morton: So far
Kamek: Grrrr...
Laytor that Day
Kamek: I like to make a Toast! *Eats Toast*
Ba-dum-tssssss
Kamek: I quit
All: WHAT!?
Kamek: I'M *Censor Bleep*ing Tired of doing
all of-
Clawdia: Watch your language!, Lemmy, Larry,
and Wendy are here!
Kamek: I mean!, I just want to live life to my
fullest!, retire!...maybe try dating!, who else
here has Anuptaphobia!?
A.M.Y: *Raises Hand*
Kamek: I'M 1050 YEARS OLD AND I QUIT!
Bowser: KAMEK!, You were in the family
for at least 10 Generations!, you can't-*Gets Pie
thrown at face*
Morton: FOOD FIGHT! *Throws Food*
A.M.Y: *Gets Food thrown at her* WHY YOU
LITTLE BRAT! *Fights Morton*
Koopalings: Fight!, Fight!, Fight!
The Next Day
Roy: How do you record a show?
Wendy: I don't know
Roy: Kamek knows, Let's call frizzy!
Wendy: Did'nt you call him Nerd?
Roy: SHUT UP!, FRIZZY!
Iggy: Yes?
Roy: Told ya!, How do you program it?
Iggy: I have to say this but...i don't know
Roy: I have an idea!, Yo Furball!
A.M.Y: *Slaps Roy*
Roy: Maybe not...
Wendy: Hurry up!, My Little Horsey is about
to come on!
Roy: So is Mushroom Kingdom Wrestling!
Iggy: I'll call the company *Dials on Phone*
Phone: Thank you for calling Kitchen Dish, For Assistance
Press 1
Iggy: *Presses One*
Roy: WHO CARES!? *Grabs Iggy's Phone and eats it*
Roy: To Poop the phone out, Press 5
Laytor
Morton: gonna make a sandwhich *Opens Fridge*
Morton: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...WE RAN
OUT OF MAYO!
Clawdia: I'll go shopping in 5 Minutes
Morton: I'M LOSING CALORIES!
Clawdia: Don't play ar-
Morton: *Explodes*
Clawdia: I really have to put you on a diet
At Night
Lemmy: Bedtime Story!
Bowser: I can tell Kam-...oh wait
Lemmy: Please *Makes Puppy Eyes*
Bowser: This is a nursery rhyme
Bowser: Once upon a time, there was a guy, he died, the end
Lemmy: *Cries*
In Bowser's Bedroom
Bowser: *Is Wide Awake because of Lemmy's Crying* HOW COULD
THAT IDIOT MAKE THINGS EVEN-*Tears flood the castle*
Morning
All: *Eyes are red due to Lemmy*
Lemmy: I slept GREAT!
Iggy: Easy for you to say...i thought the last
time my eyes were red was the time i had
5 Days without sleep
A.M.Y: And he done it for me!
Iggy: *Sleeps on Cereal* Milky...
Morton: I'm starving!
Clawdia: You just ate 1 Minute ago!
Morton: SEND EMEGENCY BACKUP!, STORE MORE
FAT!
Morton: DEPLOY A SAUSAGE NUKE!!, THE STOMACH IS
DIGESTING ITSELF!
Bowser: SHUT UP BLABBYMOUTH! *Breathes Fire onto Morton*
Laytor
Ludwig: I love Clash of Mushrooms!
Iggy: I'm about to get 300k Loot!
Phone: Check your connection!
Iggy: Cover you ears...
Ludwig: *Covers ears*
Iggy: *10 Censor Bleeps*
10 Weeks Laytor
*Castle is on fire*
Bowser: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?
Roy: Morton tried to make Smores
Bowser: *Kicks Morton into Lava*
Larry: Phew, thanks for blaming it on Morton and
dad is hearing me...*Gets Kicked into Lava*
Bowser: We need to find Kamek!, Iggy, give me your
laptop
Iggy: I knew this would come in handy *Enters
Castle and comes out burned and holding laptop*
Clawdia: Why do we need this?
At a Cabin in the woods
Kamek: Peace and-*Bowser breaks in* HOW DID YOU FIND ME!
Bowser: *Points to Iggy*
Kamek: *Uses Scepter on Iggy amd Iggy turns into fox*
A.M.Y: Yay!, He's my kind!
Kamek: I am not going back!
Bowser: *Grabs Kamek's Scepter and turns Iggy back to normal*
Laytor
Iggy and A.M.Y: *Are Dragging Kamek*
Kamek: PLEASE!, I DON'T WANNA GO!
Iggy: Awww shaddup!
Kamek: PRETTY PLEASE WITH UGLY THINGS
ON TOP!?
Back at the Castle
Kamek: I am not working for you anymore!
Wendy: Can i?
Bowser: Sure
Wendy: *Sings Badly* LA!, LA!, NAAWWEEEAWW!, KAMEK
COME BACK!, WE LOVE YOUUUUUU!, LA TA TA!, BAAWNEWE!
Kamek: MY EARS!
Bowser: *Holds Camera*
Kamek: Is that all you got!?
Bowser: Which one?
Clawdia: Your choice
Bowser: *Grabs Kamek and stuffs him in Washing machine*
Bowser: *Presses Start Button*
Kamek: SO MUCH SOAP!, I feel so-*Barfs* SICK!, IT
GOT ALL OVER ME!
30 Minutes Laytor
Kamek: Never...
Bowser: After this it's our secret weapon!
Kamek: Do your worst!
Outside
Roy: *Holds Bill Blaster* Target practice!?, WOO HOO!
Roy: *Keeps on Shooting Bullet Bills at Kamek*
Laytor
Bowser: If this does'nt work, NOTHING WILL!
Iggy: Don't worry, it will!
A.M.Y: Good afternoon, Kamek
Kamek: Really?, Make her sing...she sings so
beautiful
Iggy: You do not wanna male her mad when she's
in her "Pucker Up Moment"
Kamek: Really?, THIS IDIOT DOES'NT EVEN KNOW ON HOW
TO LOVE!
A.M.Y: Too bad! *Puts on Lipstick* I'm dating
Iggy: Give 'em your worst!
A.M.Y: And you know what?...HOW DARE YOU! *Beats up Kamek*
*Bending and Cracking Noises*
Roy: YEOOWCH!
Clawdia: *Covers Lemmy's Eyes*
A.M.Y: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ALL THIS CRAP!
Kamek: IS MY FOOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!?
Bowser: This is hilarious!
A.MmY: Think twice before what you say *Leaves*
Wendy: Iggy, is Kamek's arm supposed to bend like that?...and is
his head supposed to be placed that way?
Iggy: Don't worry, A.M.Y also knows on how to fix it too
Kamek: I'm still not coming back!
A.M.Y: WANT SOME MORE 10%!?!?
Kamek: FINE!, I'LL COME BACK!
1 Week Laytor
Kamek: Well...At least i still have myself!
Morton: THROW FOOD AT KAMEK!
The End
Kamek: *Does Magic Spell*
Morton: KAMMY!
Kamek: GAAAAAH!!
KABOOOOOM!!
Kamek: DON'T CALL ME KAMMY!
Morton: Can you fix my wand?
Kamek: THAT'S THE 13TH TIME TODAY!
Morton: So far
Kamek: Grrrr...
Laytor that Day
Kamek: I like to make a Toast! *Eats Toast*
Ba-dum-tssssss
Kamek: I quit
All: WHAT!?
Kamek: I'M *Censor Bleep*ing Tired of doing
all of-
Clawdia: Watch your language!, Lemmy, Larry,
and Wendy are here!
Kamek: I mean!, I just want to live life to my
fullest!, retire!...maybe try dating!, who else
here has Anuptaphobia!?
A.M.Y: *Raises Hand*
Kamek: I'M 1050 YEARS OLD AND I QUIT!
Bowser: KAMEK!, You were in the family
for at least 10 Generations!, you can't-*Gets Pie
thrown at face*
Morton: FOOD FIGHT! *Throws Food*
A.M.Y: *Gets Food thrown at her* WHY YOU
LITTLE BRAT! *Fights Morton*
Koopalings: Fight!, Fight!, Fight!
The Next Day
Roy: How do you record a show?
Wendy: I don't know
Roy: Kamek knows, Let's call frizzy!
Wendy: Did'nt you call him Nerd?
Roy: SHUT UP!, FRIZZY!
Iggy: Yes?
Roy: Told ya!, How do you program it?
Iggy: I have to say this but...i don't know
Roy: I have an idea!, Yo Furball!
A.M.Y: *Slaps Roy*
Roy: Maybe not...
Wendy: Hurry up!, My Little Horsey is about
to come on!
Roy: So is Mushroom Kingdom Wrestling!
Iggy: I'll call the company *Dials on Phone*
Phone: Thank you for calling Kitchen Dish, For Assistance
Press 1
Iggy: *Presses One*
Roy: WHO CARES!? *Grabs Iggy's Phone and eats it*
Roy: To Poop the phone out, Press 5
Laytor
Morton: gonna make a sandwhich *Opens Fridge*
Morton: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...WE RAN
OUT OF MAYO!
Clawdia: I'll go shopping in 5 Minutes
Morton: I'M LOSING CALORIES!
Clawdia: Don't play ar-
Morton: *Explodes*
Clawdia: I really have to put you on a diet
At Night
Lemmy: Bedtime Story!
Bowser: I can tell Kam-...oh wait
Lemmy: Please *Makes Puppy Eyes*
Bowser: This is a nursery rhyme
Bowser: Once upon a time, there was a guy, he died, the end
Lemmy: *Cries*
In Bowser's Bedroom
Bowser: *Is Wide Awake because of Lemmy's Crying* HOW COULD
THAT IDIOT MAKE THINGS EVEN-*Tears flood the castle*
Morning
All: *Eyes are red due to Lemmy*
Lemmy: I slept GREAT!
Iggy: Easy for you to say...i thought the last
time my eyes were red was the time i had
5 Days without sleep
A.M.Y: And he done it for me!
Iggy: *Sleeps on Cereal* Milky...
Morton: I'm starving!
Clawdia: You just ate 1 Minute ago!
Morton: SEND EMEGENCY BACKUP!, STORE MORE
FAT!
Morton: DEPLOY A SAUSAGE NUKE!!, THE STOMACH IS
DIGESTING ITSELF!
Bowser: SHUT UP BLABBYMOUTH! *Breathes Fire onto Morton*
Laytor
Ludwig: I love Clash of Mushrooms!
Iggy: I'm about to get 300k Loot!
Phone: Check your connection!
Iggy: Cover you ears...
Ludwig: *Covers ears*
Iggy: *10 Censor Bleeps*
10 Weeks Laytor
*Castle is on fire*
Bowser: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?
Roy: Morton tried to make Smores
Bowser: *Kicks Morton into Lava*
Larry: Phew, thanks for blaming it on Morton and
dad is hearing me...*Gets Kicked into Lava*
Bowser: We need to find Kamek!, Iggy, give me your
laptop
Iggy: I knew this would come in handy *Enters
Castle and comes out burned and holding laptop*
Clawdia: Why do we need this?
At a Cabin in the woods
Kamek: Peace and-*Bowser breaks in* HOW DID YOU FIND ME!
Bowser: *Points to Iggy*
Kamek: *Uses Scepter on Iggy amd Iggy turns into fox*
A.M.Y: Yay!, He's my kind!
Kamek: I am not going back!
Bowser: *Grabs Kamek's Scepter and turns Iggy back to normal*
Laytor
Iggy and A.M.Y: *Are Dragging Kamek*
Kamek: PLEASE!, I DON'T WANNA GO!
Iggy: Awww shaddup!
Kamek: PRETTY PLEASE WITH UGLY THINGS
ON TOP!?
Back at the Castle
Kamek: I am not working for you anymore!
Wendy: Can i?
Bowser: Sure
Wendy: *Sings Badly* LA!, LA!, NAAWWEEEAWW!, KAMEK
COME BACK!, WE LOVE YOUUUUUU!, LA TA TA!, BAAWNEWE!
Kamek: MY EARS!
Bowser: *Holds Camera*
Kamek: Is that all you got!?
Bowser: Which one?
Clawdia: Your choice
Bowser: *Grabs Kamek and stuffs him in Washing machine*
Bowser: *Presses Start Button*
Kamek: SO MUCH SOAP!, I feel so-*Barfs* SICK!, IT
GOT ALL OVER ME!
30 Minutes Laytor
Kamek: Never...
Bowser: After this it's our secret weapon!
Kamek: Do your worst!
Outside
Roy: *Holds Bill Blaster* Target practice!?, WOO HOO!
Roy: *Keeps on Shooting Bullet Bills at Kamek*
Laytor
Bowser: If this does'nt work, NOTHING WILL!
Iggy: Don't worry, it will!
A.M.Y: Good afternoon, Kamek
Kamek: Really?, Make her sing...she sings so
beautiful
Iggy: You do not wanna male her mad when she's
in her "Pucker Up Moment"
Kamek: Really?, THIS IDIOT DOES'NT EVEN KNOW ON HOW
TO LOVE!
A.M.Y: Too bad! *Puts on Lipstick* I'm dating
Iggy: Give 'em your worst!
A.M.Y: And you know what?...HOW DARE YOU! *Beats up Kamek*
*Bending and Cracking Noises*
Roy: YEOOWCH!
Clawdia: *Covers Lemmy's Eyes*
A.M.Y: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ALL THIS CRAP!
Kamek: IS MY FOOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!?
Bowser: This is hilarious!
A.MmY: Think twice before what you say *Leaves*
Wendy: Iggy, is Kamek's arm supposed to bend like that?...and is
his head supposed to be placed that way?
Iggy: Don't worry, A.M.Y also knows on how to fix it too
Kamek: I'm still not coming back!
A.M.Y: WANT SOME MORE 10%!?!?
Kamek: FINE!, I'LL COME BACK!
1 Week Laytor
Kamek: Well...At least i still have myself!
Morton: THROW FOOD AT KAMEK!
The End
Paper Iggy Koopa
Retired
- Pronouns
- She/Her
- Thread starter
- #408
Re: The Super Shroomy Stories
Luigi: It's so hot, i can't even sweat anymore
Wiggler: I don't feel so...*Glows and Becomes Flutter* Exhaustion
is a Emotion?
TV: Hey!, Koopa-*Remote is thrown at TV*
Mario: LET'S JUST BUY A SLIP N' SLIDE!
Laytor
Mario: The Last one...
Luigi: Luckily we escaped before the whole store burned down
*Store is on Fire*
Mario: Now LET'S HAVE FUN!
In the Mario Bros.'s House Backyard
Mario: Slip N' Slide set up?
Luigi: Check
Mario: Swim Clothes?
Luigi: Check?
Mario: Anticipation?
Luigi: Check
Wiggler: WOO-HOO! *Slides on Slip N' Slide only to be launched
into Toad's House*
Toad: Wiggler?
Fluffy: GRRRR *Attacks Wiggler*
Toad: FLUFFY!, NO!
Luigi: Maybe not...
Mario: What can go wrong?
*Water stops Running*
Baby Yoshi: Big Woop *Turns Value and does'nt Run* NOOOOOOO!
Mario: Let's go to the Beach!
At the Beach
Mario: CANNONBALL!! *Dives into Ocean*
Luigi: *Gets Splashed*
Peach: Time for Synchronized Swimming Class!
Goombella: Yay!
Toadette: Yay!
Baby Yoshi: Yay!
Peach: Baby Yoshi...this is for girls!
Baby Yoshi: I don't care!
Toad: I got the Hot Dogs!
Wiggler: Can i have some?
Toad: How much?
Wiggler: All of them
Toad: Just have 5
Wiggler: Fiiiine *Drops Hot Dog* She's here
Toad: I have a feeling that a reader is like "Not her
again!"
Wiggler: Right there alongside Iggy...appying
lipstick
*A.M.Y and Iggy are talking*
Toad: C'mon Wiggler!, She's your average stuck-up
female piece of crap!
*A.M.Y checks Sunscreen bottle and hands it to
Iggy*
Iggy: *Walks away*
A.M.Y: *Aproaches Wiggler*
Toad: Oh no...I'm out *Grills Burger Meat*
A.M.Y: Hey there munchkin
Wiggler: Heh heh *Does'nt notice Bottle is being switched
out*
A.M.Y: We can both go into the water since i'm waterproof...but i prefer
you being a man and putting on sunscreen *Leaves*
Wiggler: I'LL DO IT FOR LOVE! *Grabs bottle and puts Sunscreen
all over*
*A.M.Y and Iggy are laughing*
Wiggler: What? *Gets Continously Pecked by Pigeons*
Iggy: It worked
A.M.Y: Switching Sunscreen with Mayo
*Iggy and A.M.Y High-5
Laytor
Mushroom King: I'm gonna use the Bathroom, sweetie
Peach: Uhh..Daddy...you're entering-
*Shrieks come from Girl's Room*
Mushroom King: The Symbol had a person with a
long robe...so
Peach: *Facepalm*
Laytor
Roy: *Plays 3DS* Magikarp sucks!, His splash
attack can't do damage!
Morton: I know right!, CANNONBALL! *Jumps
into Water making a Tsunami destroying half of
Toad Town*
Morton: Don't tell mom
The End
Mario: It's...so...HOT
Luigi: It's so hot, i can't even sweat anymore
Wiggler: I don't feel so...*Glows and Becomes Flutter* Exhaustion
is a Emotion?
TV: Hey!, Koopa-*Remote is thrown at TV*
Mario: LET'S JUST BUY A SLIP N' SLIDE!
Laytor
Mario: The Last one...
Luigi: Luckily we escaped before the whole store burned down
*Store is on Fire*
Mario: Now LET'S HAVE FUN!
In the Mario Bros.'s House Backyard
Mario: Slip N' Slide set up?
Luigi: Check
Mario: Swim Clothes?
Luigi: Check?
Mario: Anticipation?
Luigi: Check
Wiggler: WOO-HOO! *Slides on Slip N' Slide only to be launched
into Toad's House*
Toad: Wiggler?
Fluffy: GRRRR *Attacks Wiggler*
Toad: FLUFFY!, NO!
Luigi: Maybe not...
Mario: What can go wrong?
*Water stops Running*
Baby Yoshi: Big Woop *Turns Value and does'nt Run* NOOOOOOO!
Mario: Let's go to the Beach!
At the Beach
Mario: CANNONBALL!! *Dives into Ocean*
Luigi: *Gets Splashed*
Peach: Time for Synchronized Swimming Class!
Goombella: Yay!
Toadette: Yay!
Baby Yoshi: Yay!
Peach: Baby Yoshi...this is for girls!
Baby Yoshi: I don't care!
Toad: I got the Hot Dogs!
Wiggler: Can i have some?
Toad: How much?
Wiggler: All of them
Toad: Just have 5
Wiggler: Fiiiine *Drops Hot Dog* She's here
Toad: I have a feeling that a reader is like "Not her
again!"
Wiggler: Right there alongside Iggy...appying
lipstick
*A.M.Y and Iggy are talking*
Toad: C'mon Wiggler!, She's your average stuck-up
female piece of crap!
*A.M.Y checks Sunscreen bottle and hands it to
Iggy*
Iggy: *Walks away*
A.M.Y: *Aproaches Wiggler*
Toad: Oh no...I'm out *Grills Burger Meat*
A.M.Y: Hey there munchkin
Wiggler: Heh heh *Does'nt notice Bottle is being switched
out*
A.M.Y: We can both go into the water since i'm waterproof...but i prefer
you being a man and putting on sunscreen *Leaves*
Wiggler: I'LL DO IT FOR LOVE! *Grabs bottle and puts Sunscreen
all over*
*A.M.Y and Iggy are laughing*
Wiggler: What? *Gets Continously Pecked by Pigeons*
Iggy: It worked
A.M.Y: Switching Sunscreen with Mayo
*Iggy and A.M.Y High-5
Laytor
Mushroom King: I'm gonna use the Bathroom, sweetie
Peach: Uhh..Daddy...you're entering-
*Shrieks come from Girl's Room*
Mushroom King: The Symbol had a person with a
long robe...so
Peach: *Facepalm*
Laytor
Roy: *Plays 3DS* Magikarp sucks!, His splash
attack can't do damage!
Morton: I know right!, CANNONBALL! *Jumps
into Water making a Tsunami destroying half of
Toad Town*
Morton: Don't tell mom
The End