Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[ArtzyGirl]

Can't say the video is misleading

I know right, The video is misleading, It's just that minigame from Mario Party where you pick the characters in Bowser's body.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I'd laugh if the romhack advertising Bowsette showed us this though. I mean, they're not technically wrong....

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Well it's only a matter of time before the guys are making Fury Bowser to join the cast of bootleg Bowsers. It doesn't look anywhere near as threatening as the original. It just looks like Bowser crawled in the fireplace and had no food for a few days.

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Oh and there's Cat Bowser too. It's not particularly awful and I can see some people laying money for it even if they know it's unlicensed.

You know it's authentic when the tag on it doesn't even have "Mario".

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[Toadettefan]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

"LuigiBlood" is a weirdly fitting name. Luigi, however, looks okay (and put on some weight it looks like) but I think Mario needs some help!

 

[Toadettefan]

Scrapped idea for Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi themed candy dispensers

Scrapped Happy Meal featuring Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 2 Colorforms. Some of the designs (particularly Toad and Peach) look a bit off model.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Ew I don't like the idea of pulling off people's torsos and getting candy where their guts are.

 

[Toadettefan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1560683597476012032

 

[Toadettefan]

 

[Toadettefan]

This jumping Mario toy looks very tame with his overalls on, but when you take them off…

You get this monstrosity!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I'm not sure what else we should be expecting

 

[PaperMario77]

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This jumping Mario toy looks very tame with his overalls on, but when you take them off…
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You get this monstrosity!

wild mario on the loose

 

[Pakaracchi]

 

[Toadettefan]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Cut 'em some slack, that was pre-VeggieTales era CG there

 

[Pakaracchi]

He is the ill intent

 

[Toadettefan]

Sure, Mario, Peach, Link, and Shy Guy look all right on this calendar. But as soon as you see how bad Cheep Cheep, Samus, Ostro, and King Hippo look, things start to go downhill (and don't get me started on who the gold dragon is supposed to be.)

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mario looks terrible too. He looks fragmented like they can't decide if he's a person or an upscaled sprite. Peach also looks terrible too!

Also christ people need to reposition themselves better when taking these photos. Do they not see the shadow they're casting over this?

 

[Toadettefan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1566102087049560064

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I just want to know if that's actually the bind pose and not some fault of whatever was used to rip the model.

 

[Toadettefan]

 

[Toadettefan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1566447115123003394

 

[Koopa con Carne]

nintendo once partnered to organise a Mario Kart competition with a company whose website looks like this:

 

[Xiahou Dun]

If this isn't about Puzzle & Dragons then this is a complete sham

 

[Toadettefan]