Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

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I'd laugh if the romhack advertising Bowsette showed us this though. I mean, they're not technically wrong....
 

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Well it's only a matter of time before the guys are making Fury Bowser to join the cast of bootleg Bowsers. It doesn't look anywhere near as threatening as the original. It just looks like Bowser crawled in the fireplace and had no food for a few days.

Oh and there's Cat Bowser too. It's not particularly awful and I can see some people laying money for it even if they know it's unlicensed.



You know it's authentic when the tag on it doesn't even have "Mario".
 
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"LuigiBlood" is a weirdly fitting name. Luigi, however, looks okay (and put on some weight it looks like) but I think Mario needs some help!
 

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Scrapped idea for Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi themed candy dispensers

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Scrapped Happy Meal featuring Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 2 Colorforms. Some of the designs (particularly Toad and Peach) look a bit off model.
 

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Ew I don't like the idea of pulling off people's torsos and getting candy where their guts are.
 

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This jumping Mario toy looks very tame with his overalls on, but when you take them off…
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You get this monstrosity!
 

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Sure, Mario, Peach, Link, and Shy Guy look all right on this calendar. But as soon as you see how bad Cheep Cheep, Samus, Ostro, and King Hippo look, things start to go downhill (and don't get me started on who the gold dragon is supposed to be.)
 

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Mario looks terrible too. He looks fragmented like they can't decide if he's a person or an upscaled sprite. Peach also looks terrible too!

Also christ people need to reposition themselves better when taking these photos. Do they not see the shadow they're casting over this?
 

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I just want to know if that's actually the bind pose and not some fault of whatever was used to rip the model.
 

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If this isn't about Puzzle & Dragons then this is a complete sham
 
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