Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Firefighter hatchet, for breaking through walls of a burning building. It's why firefighter badges/patches commonly feature an image of an ax.
 
Those lips are immediately horrifying, but just the way the limbs are arranged and how they're hung remind me a lot of the dry-cured sad (but yummy) sights you see at a meat stand.
 
He looks like he's reciting the "M" part of the YMCA song.