Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Xiahou Dun]

Muigi mooks terribme, but Mario looks cute in his own ugly way.

At least this one doesn't have a penis for a nose.

 

[Weasel]

luigi

you have terminal 7

 

[Mintiously]

luigi

you have terminal 7

brain cancer

i don't know what that means, but it's bad

 

[The Superstar Saga]

I actually think those look cute and adorable.

 

[The Superstar Saga]

luigi

you have terminal 7

brain cancer

i don't know what that means, but it's bad

*"brain cansuh! I dun even know what dat means, but its bad."

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They're asking EIGHTY DOLLARS for this thing??

 

[LED42]

This really scares me.

Spoiler: You may have nightmares...

Spoiler

This is an evil ritual dance. That's how it looks.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

While that Mario is indeed creepy, especially with that fitting lighting, I don't think it's the creepiest Mario I've ever seen.

You can thank Spore for that.

 

[Time Turner]

This isn't quite the same as the usual crappy dolls, but I think it fits here.

(this is an official advertisement in a real magazine)

 

[Xiahou Dun]