Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hey, it's not every day where you see Peach's "You're my knight in shining armor" taken to literal levels.

This thing is apparently an unused enemy.

I always found these a bit frightening.

These walking marbles with boogly eyes are also pretty unsettling.

 

[yoshiking14x]

I think Yoshi looks fine

Same here.

this Baby Peach toy looks like a tasty pastry snack.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'd bite its head off.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Guess that this is.

 

[Ray Trace]

It's a Goomba that suffered from meth addiction

 

[Lumastar]

The much beloved humanoid, reptilian variant of Goomba from the blockbuster "hit" Super Mario Bros. was going to be included in Mario Baseball since all other Goombas have no hands, but they were dropped and replaced by normal Goombas because the devs were like "Screw it! Let's make them psychic!"

While there is no data of them in the game now, this replica of one's head used for reference during development still remains.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

If anyone thinks something like this makes more likely to buy the game, actually, no, this makes me less likely to buy the game.

 

[Magikrazy]

That looks like either Mario tried to swallow a whole Yoshi or Yoshi skinned Mario and is wearing said skin.

 

[Lario]

Yeah, I thought that looked a little freaky.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Its face reminds me of Rayman/Plessie/Red Ninjakoopa, some unholy hybrid.

But uh, I mean, WTF is up with this design? Could they not add a little hat and mustache rather than lazily reskinning the parts of the model?

 

[winstein]

I wonder if Mario wearing a Yoshi suit has the same effect, or the inverse.

Thanks for reading.

 

[Ray Trace]

When i first thought that I literally thought it was a deformed Mario at very first glance

That's....not a good sign.

 

[Paper Jorge]

tbh the DK one is freaking cute

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

YoshiKong is real, I guess.

The Mario one is still the worst-looking one.

 

[Mintiously]

You know how in SM64 DS, Yoshi can put on a cap and become that character?

The result outside of the game.

 

[Cirdec]

Even if it's supposed to look like Mario, a moustache looks wrong on Yoshi's face.

 

[Lumastar]

It might look better if the mustache was separate and closer to Yoshi's mouth, but regardless this is entertainingly bizarre to look at. At least Donkey Kong and Link Yoshi look okay.

 

[TheFalconPunchMaster]

 

[Ray Trace]

HOLY ----

Isn't this from the GLA commercial?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

No matter how much I despise these depictions of Mario, this would still be a good reaction picture for some pics in this thread.

 

[Lumastar]

This is a commercial. It may not be very appealing:

Spoiler

You have been warned.

 

[Ray Trace]

It's a Super Mario World 2 commercial

Is there a "Baby Mario" in any way shape or form in that?

 

[Mcmadness]

It's a Super Mario World 2 commercial

Is there a "Baby Mario" in any way shape or form in that?

No. It's a guy eating waaaay to much food.

 

[TinTinfinite]

"Toad, you got fat. How much shrooms did you eat?"

 

[Ray Trace]

you first notice his waist size before you realize he's not wearing any clothes?