Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

If this thread were a game, that's what the final boss would look like.

 

[Ray Trace]

I've seen this thing before and I'll say it again, it looks like someone's...let's say...interesting fantasies masquerading as a kid's ride.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

me irl if I was a kid

and an adult

---

OBEY WARIO DESTROY WARIO

 

[Ray Trace]

Wario has a closed jaw which is almost always terrifying.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

The wicked impostor Wario has casted an evil spell over Mario 64!

 

[Ray Trace]

Oh, looks like Terrorist Louis is at it again!

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I think Dire Dire WAHcks would be a lot more interesting a level tbh

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Odie]

why

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The Ganondorf who though he was a dog

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

They say pigs make for better pets.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Why is the Lord of Darkness smelling Mario's ass?

 

[Ray Trace]

Why is the Lord of Darkness smelling Mario's ass?

Does that question even deserve an answer?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

He's the Lord of Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

It's weird because Mario seems to be liking it.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Well someone decided to do a mashup on deviantart, and well, I think Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi look the least wretched.

 

[Ray Trace]

Daisy in the Luigi costume doesn't look that bad

Yoshi looks like he's wearing the Bowser Suit from Mario Party.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah, LuigiDaisy's cute, reminds me of that scene from Super Mario Adventures.

GoomGuy is probably the most horrendous, it looks like a bubbling melting Goomba.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

I just love home movies!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's been brought up in another thread, but an ocean of epileptic blue contrasted with the brightest yellows and reds tells you everything you need to know about the game in the visual department

And this is a gif to prove you that you can somehow achieve nausea with just two blinking colors way better than the typical rainbow you see in games.

And look at that checkerboard everywhere too

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That's two different versions of that game. The latter one gives green enemies demon eyes.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

I kinda like the hellish palette. Gives it an unlocked strange special world sort of vibe.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

THIS picture tells you everything you need to know about Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (or Yoshi's Universal Gravitation if you live in the land of stuffy no-fun titles)

 

[Ray Trace]

Wario has finally found someone who relates to him.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]