Favourite SSB4 trophy descriptions?

[Icemario]

SSB4 is packed with glorious descriptions for its trophies, which ones are your favourites?

Here are a few of mine:

The Mushroom Kingdom's princess isn't just a pretty face - she's also strong and crafty. She can dodge attacks by gliding through the air, and she's hiding all sorts of stuff under that dress: a frying pan, a tennis racket, a golf club...even a Toad! If you're planning to take on Peach, just know that she's more than ready for you!

Kapp'n is a man of many talents: taxi driver, bus driver, and now sailor of the boat that takes tourists to Tortimer Island. He loves taking people places, no matter what the method, but now he's back to his roots. You might assume that his favourite letter is the letter arrr, but you'd be wrong: his one true love is the C.

These carnivorous plants are hungry for one thing - Mario! There are all sorts of them, including the Naval Piranha, Fire Piranha Plant, Inky Piranha Plant, Piranha Creeper, Bone Piranha Plant, Stalking Piranha Plant... but all you need to know is "plants with teeth want to eat Mario".

They might look harmless, but be wary - Bloopers are tough and very territorial. The first time they showed up, they were accompanied by a calming waltz that led many Marios into their waiting tentacles. There's also a huge one, Big Blooper, in Super Paper Mario. If you like challenges, maybe you should try taking it on.

Eating one of these gives you an extra life. That's right! A whole extra version of you! But it does make you wonder, is getting a 1-Up Mushroom and making more copies of yourself the real goal of any adventure? You can just imagine a bunch of Marios getting together to discuss it...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a Thwomp of your own? If anyone tried to break into your house, it would just go "THWOMP!" right on their head. Yep, a Thwomp would make a great security system. Unfortunately, they're not available in shops. Sad times.

 

[GalacticPetey]

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Looks like Mario is really on his game today! Or he just sent his ball off the course and into the trees – it's hard to tell. Getting a ball out of the rough is part of golf! It adds a bit of adventure to the game, though the undersea course in this world tour probably adds more.

 

[Stargazing]

Looks like Mario is really on his game today! Or he just sent his ball off the course and into the trees – it's hard to tell. Getting a ball out of the rough is part of golf! It adds a bit of adventure to the game, though the undersea course in this world tour probably adds more.

Argh, that was my favourite so far!

 

[Weasel]

This enemy from the Yoshi's Island series is basically a Shy Guy with a propeller on its head. blah blah blah smash run stuff You could say these ones are... pretty fly for a Shy Guy. No? Never mind.

 

[Magikrazy]

they made...

...an Offspring reference...

...in Smash Bros

 

[Mcmadness]

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

This cloud kart is basically the bottom half of Lakitu. With its fluffy design and zippy style, Cloud 9 seems like a good match for Yoshi, but can you imagine what it would like like for Wario to drive this? It might be distracting enough to give you an advantage!

 

[YuruNex]

A race of charming mushrooms that dwell in the Mushroom Kingdom, they prefer to be called Toads... Come to think of it, that's an odd name. It's not like they're very good jumpers. Captain Toad can't jump at all! What's that? ToadSTOOLS?
...That makes more sense.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

"...But he isn't playable anymore."

*Sakurai laughs*

 

[Shyghoul]

we have a winner