Koopa The Quick: Huh? Where's Mario? Aha! He must've wimped out knowing my speed! Looks like Super Mario isn't so super after all!
Chugga: Screw you! Seriously, screw that guy! What a jerk!
Proton Jon: OK Wario, you can't miss this...
Wario: DOHIMISSED!
Proton Jon: Wario, how did you miss that?! What the F?! That was so stupid! Are you gonna watch the replay and look at Wario and be like, why is he missing so much?! He must be DOH MISSING! OHHOHO!
Chugga/Bowser: Argh! I shall be the one to plunder the thunder! It'll be the plank for anyone who gets in me way, even me mudder!
Chugga: Who's Bowser's mom?
Chugga: You blew me up the ass!
Proton Jon: um...
Chugga: *starts laughing*
Proton Jon: Are you sure you're straight?
Chugaa: *still laughing* Yes!
Proton Jon: Because you say things people shouldn't say when they're straight.
Chugga: Onto our fourth project in the time it's taken Jon to make 5 videos!
Proton Jon: You are a dick!
Chugga: Well, you know what I'm doing. *steals coins from Jon*
Proton Jon: Yeah, yeah, stealing my money, my hard earned-*only loses one coin*
Chugga: WHAT?!
Proton Jon: YEAH! Suck it, Trebek!
Chugga: Join us next week when Jon wins Bowser's Gnarly Party!
Chugga: Wario, could you swim a little faster?! Wario! You are a less effective swimmer than the protagonist in Pokemon! And that's pretty bad! Wario, you swim slower than freaking....*sigh* I promised Jon I would stop making jokes about his upload schedule. Now as much as I'd like to drop Wario faster than he should realistically be dropping while underwater and made out of metal, we need him for the next mission.
Chugga: I guess Wario got "imPeached"!
NCS: AHHHHHHH!
Proton Jon: You've been saving that one for a while, haven't you?
Chugga: You bet your sweet Canadian bippies!
Chugga: Welcome to Boo's Haunted Bash, where the only thing scarier than this board is the fact that if Jon wins this, he'll have won the LP and nobody can touch him. Let's have a nice, clean game, and by clean, I mean bloody.
Proton Jon: I like, I like not being touched by guys, so yes, let's make sure.